[quote]Joined an LFG team for the Oryx CP.
Nothing out of the ordinary upon joining the chat. Mature voices, everyone sounding pretty chilled. Always a good sign. Upon arriving in the arena, the host tells me we're just waiting for our relic runner, who went AFK right before I joined. He's a 311 Titan, but the host assured me he was a decent runner. We were running the 8 and 8 strat, and I was to take plate one.
That's when I hear it. Distant, but still clearly audible.
"[i]Mom! I'll do it after![/i]"
The shrill, obnoxious voice grows in volume as the foul beast gets closer to its mic.
"[i]No! I said I'll do it after![/i]".
A loud scratching sound emanates through the chat as the squeaker's sticky fingers fumble with the headset.
"[i]K guys, I'm back! My Mom said I gotta go soon! So we have to kill Owyx fast! K?[/i]".
My hearts sinks, but I decide to stick it out. After clearing the initial adds, I notice our prepubescent 311 Titan browsing his inventory. Oryx slams the front left plate.
"[i]K guys! I'm changing to the Twilight Gawwison! Just so I can get to the welic faster![/i]".
I hear another fireteam member snicker.
The squeaker and I leap to the first plate. "One's up". It jumps to the first interdimensional platform, activates the exotic chestpiece's evade, gets propelled clear over the boundary wall and falls screaming into the abyss..
*Guardian Down*
"[i]OMG! What the hell! Someone got off their pwate![/i]"
[b]RoseScythe has left the Fireteam[/b][/quote]. Being a "late bloomer" I get a lot of shit for being a squiker but my age is not true for my attitude i also understand that my voice is annoying and in knowing so I don't talk very much. Don't judge all squikers the same. Although I can get that 8 year old little kids are very ****ing annoying and I understand where you are coming from not all of us squikers are bad. Btw I am 14 almost 15 (I know still young). - and for the 30 year old guy in his underwear that's going to comment on this and say that I'm still a little squiker bitch, just think you were once too.
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Your right I was a squeaker many many years ago. But when I was a squeaker I was only gaming and chatting with other squeakers. I suggest you and all the other squeakers do the same. You will enjoy the the game more and so will we.
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Kinda hard when half of them are trash...
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props to this squeaker.
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Edited by The Boss Harmony: 1/21/2016 3:02:01 PM[quote].- and for the 30 year old guy in his underwear that's going to comment on this and say that I'm still a little squiker bitch, just think you were once too.[/quote] Dude, that was great.
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>squiker What.
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yup im 14 and i have a ridiculously deep voice and met a bunch of 18 to 24 yr olds in destiny and now we play halo5 mc and party up just to talk, they know im 14 but they dont care coz my voice is so low
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Edited by asmr goddess: 1/21/2016 11:52:41 AMlol 14 here and they never suspect a thing. I just stay chill and don't get excited and if I do that I sound like one of them (exactly what my brother said)
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13 I know the pain
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when i was 13 i sounded like a grown freaking man
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I feel u, I'm nearly 14 and still half squeaker
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Edited by Zaiikis: 1/21/2016 11:23:20 AMWell, I can tell you're younger than you say you are since you just misspelt "squeaker" three times. That, or you may not know how to spell the word "squeaker".