Trick question, they won't because they'll just keep asking religious people why God won't do it for them.
[spoiler]Entitled little shi-[/spoiler]
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How many priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb. [spoiler] trick question there all to busy in the church basement molesting children. [/spoiler] >.>
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One, because we just get it done instead of praying for sky man to do it for us.
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Hey devil worshipers would just sacrifice millions of virgind to have Satan do it.
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I'm going to pray for your overly sensitive rectums tonight.
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You religious people are really cringy.
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Hahaha This is stupid, man
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You know you're at an American forum when all they talk about is religion, guns, feminists and socialists! :D
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You have summoned the butthurt, edgy, 12 year old athiests
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The real answer is 1 You know why? Because while your people pray all day science gets shit done
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Edited by rickylumic 77: 1/23/2016 12:42:09 PMYou have summoned the cringe, fedora-toting atheists of Offtopic. Prepare your anus.
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They all ask their moms to do it because they are 12.
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HAHAHAHAH The amount of offense atheists took to this sub-par(albeit hilarious) joke is amazing.
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How many Muslims dose it take to change a lightbulb? [spoiler]Dosn't matter, they've already started turning it into a bomb[/spoiler]
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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb? [spoiler]just one .. Whilst the rest just dig the experience maaaan[/spoiler]
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Just one, because he does things for himself instead of praying for someone else to do it?
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How many diseases have you cured with your praying today?
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We're not all assholes. Just most of us.
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Lololo
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Lol I'm an atheist and thought this was hilarious.
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I don't know my other head can only think know
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None! we atheist have EVOLVED to see in the dark we don't need to "see the light" ;)
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The salt in this thread is real. Take a -blam!-ing joke.
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So many people have been triggered, the sensitivity is too high, gotta turn it down
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Get a life you ignorant moron. Stop pushing your religious bs ways on everyone