They have no rights at all! They can't own guns at all, like wtf??? They can't afford jugs for mil so they use bags??? That's just wrong. Who do they vote for? They can only pick handsome Jack as their president. How do they get around? They only ride mooses on hockey skates and hockey's a communist too! Everyone in Canada's always cold because they all live in igloos! They need freedom! Murica must liberate the poor Canadian people. ;-;7
Edit: Has a fallout game ever taken place in Canada? No, because Canada's shit!
Edit 2: Canadians created Bieber. They are Satan!
Edit 3: got over 100 replies, I'm content.
[spoiler]is this gud yet?[/spoiler]
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I know this is satire but its so wrong i couldnt even joke about such a thing.