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Edited by RoseScythe:
1/22/2016 5:47:02 AM
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So.. Just raided with a squeaker.
Joined an LFG team for the Oryx CP.
Nothing out of the ordinary upon joining the chat. Mature voices, everyone sounding pretty chilled. Always a good sign. Upon arriving in the arena, the host tells me we're just waiting for our relic runner, who went AFK right before I joined. He's a 311 Titan, but the host assured me he was a decent runner. We were running the 8 and 8 strat, and I was to take plate one.
That's when I hear it. Distant, but still clearly audible.
"[i]Mom! I'll do it after![/i]"
The shrill, obnoxious voice grows in volume as the foul beast gets closer to its mic.
"[i]No! I said I'll do it after![/i]".
A loud scratching sound emanates through the chat as the squeaker's sticky fingers fumble with the headset.
"[i]K guys, I'm back! My Mom said I gotta go soon! So we have to kill Owyx fast! K?[/i]".
My hearts sinks, but I decide to stick it out. After clearing the initial adds, I notice our prepubescent 311 Titan browsing his inventory. Oryx slams the front left plate.
"[i]K guys! I'm changing to the Twilight Gawwison! Just so I can get to the welic faster![/i]".
I hear another fireteam member snicker.
The squeaker and I leap to the first plate. "One's up". It jumps to the first interdimensional platform, activates the exotic chestpiece's evade, gets propelled clear over the boundary wall and falls screaming into the abyss..
*Guardian Down*
"[i]OMG! What the hell! Someone got off their pwate![/i]"
[b]RoseScythe has left the Fireteam[/b]
Is edit: Just felt like sharing a tale with you fellow guardians. A tale of hard choices. Of paths taken. I hope you all enjoyed it. Cheers :)
Knight is run.
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Needs more work.
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/187445929/0/0 Rip its this guy who just made a thread- 'I'm 14 so I squeak'
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1 Replygood read laughed my ass off
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1 Reply100th post. I made it !
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GG sir... I applaud you for leaving
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10 RepliesTwilight Garrison to run the relic??!! WTF? !?!
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4 RepliesGood, short and pregnant read. Made me snickle. 6.5/10
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3 Replies[quote]owyx[/quote]
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2 RepliesFelt like i was there. Shudder.
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Haha, that's funny
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You raided with Elmer Fudd?
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[quote]Joined an LFG team for the Oryx CP. Nothing out of the ordinary upon joining the chat. Mature voices, everyone sounding pretty chilled. Always a good sign. Upon arriving in the arena, the host tells me we're just waiting for our relic runner, who went AFK right before I joined. He's a 311 Titan, but the host assured me he was a decent runner. We were running the 8 and 8 strat, and I was to take plate one. That's when I hear it. Distant, but still clearly audible. "[i]Mom! I'll do it after![/i]" The shrill, obnoxious voice grows in volume as the foul beast gets closer to its mic. "[i]No! I said I'll do it after![/i]". A loud scratching sound emanates through the chat as the squeaker's sticky fingers fumble with the headset. "[i]K guys, I'm back! My Mom said I gotta go soon! So we have to kill Owyx fast! K?[/i]". My hearts sinks, but I decide to stick it out. After clearing the initial adds, I notice our prepubescent 311 Titan browsing his inventory. Oryx slams the front left plate. "[i]K guys! I'm changing to the Twilight Gawwison! Just so I can get to the welic faster![/i]". I hear another fireteam member snicker. The squeaker and I leap to the first plate. "One's up". It jumps to the first interdimensional platform, activates the exotic chestpiece's evade, gets propelled clear over the boundary wall and falls screaming into the abyss.. *Guardian Down* "[i]OMG! What the hell! Someone got off their pwate![/i]" [b]RoseScythe has left the Fireteam[/b][/quote] Lol
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Nice well written piece it's like reading a book.
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The absolute worst thing about LFG right there...
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Hahaha Hilarious :-D
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4 RepliesThat's ok I got an entire group of British children.(10yrs at most)[spoiler]Not hating on british people,in actually enjoy playing with them like anyone else[/spoiler]
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I came to flame you for being a mean shit, but that is -blam!-ing hilarious, gg man. But seriously tho, twilight garrison?!
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If true, that's some funny @ss $hit
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God I feel sorry for you
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I almost pissed myself i was laughing so hard
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love the you changed the some letters with W to implement his voice hahaha great banter
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3 RepliesHAH! I raided with a guy who was using the Garry really well to quickly go through the platforms. I also raided with those that think they can use it properly and fail miserably.
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How did the kid make it to oryx?
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I've played with some decent squeakers. What's worse is playing with some guy who is yelling at his kids. So embarrassing and detrimental to the party chat. Any age can be useless and annoying.
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