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Edited by RoseScythe:
1/22/2016 5:47:02 AM
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So.. Just raided with a squeaker.
Joined an LFG team for the Oryx CP.
Nothing out of the ordinary upon joining the chat. Mature voices, everyone sounding pretty chilled. Always a good sign. Upon arriving in the arena, the host tells me we're just waiting for our relic runner, who went AFK right before I joined. He's a 311 Titan, but the host assured me he was a decent runner. We were running the 8 and 8 strat, and I was to take plate one.
That's when I hear it. Distant, but still clearly audible.
"[i]Mom! I'll do it after![/i]"
The shrill, obnoxious voice grows in volume as the foul beast gets closer to its mic.
"[i]No! I said I'll do it after![/i]".
A loud scratching sound emanates through the chat as the squeaker's sticky fingers fumble with the headset.
"[i]K guys, I'm back! My Mom said I gotta go soon! So we have to kill Owyx fast! K?[/i]".
My hearts sinks, but I decide to stick it out. After clearing the initial adds, I notice our prepubescent 311 Titan browsing his inventory. Oryx slams the front left plate.
"[i]K guys! I'm changing to the Twilight Gawwison! Just so I can get to the welic faster![/i]".
I hear another fireteam member snicker.
The squeaker and I leap to the first plate. "One's up". It jumps to the first interdimensional platform, activates the exotic chestpiece's evade, gets propelled clear over the boundary wall and falls screaming into the abyss..
*Guardian Down*
"[i]OMG! What the hell! Someone got off their pwate![/i]"
[b]RoseScythe has left the Fireteam[/b]
Is edit: Just felt like sharing a tale with you fellow guardians. A tale of hard choices. Of paths taken. I hope you all enjoyed it. Cheers :)
Knight is run.
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I've played with some decent squeakers. What's worse is playing with some guy who is yelling at his kids. So embarrassing and detrimental to the party chat. Any age can be useless and annoying.
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You again i see... Real compelling story; had me at the seat of my Twilight Garrison.
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5 RepliesIf had worse[spoiler]a full team of them.[/spoiler]
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Yeah, I'm out of that party/game @ [quote]"[i]Mom! I'll do it after![/i]"[/quote] Once you've faced this kind of situation once or twice before, you've experienced it limitless amounts of times. You know what you have to do.
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I had to post here again because I just remembered. [b]THIS -blam!-ING TWATWAFFLE HAS A -blam!-ING TWILIGHT GARRISON?!?!??[/b]
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Wow dude thats lame af, not all squeakers are like that but the majority are
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Try doing trials with them
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like the annoying 14 year old who insisted on everyone in the group using touch for totems. needless to say we all switched as soon as he turned his back. also needless to say he died every time on his plate. finally we just decided to 5 man it, it was hard, but we did it with 2 guardians left
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if i was in lobby i'd be like. REPENT!!! REPENT!!! GO BACK TO THE BURNING HELLS WHENCE FORTH YOU CAME!!!!!!
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3 Repliesyeh people like are is what is wrong with lfg , ive never used it and i will never use it , you"re are a deluded , self opinionated , ignorant , selfish [spoiler]dickhead[/spoiler]
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I have some squeaker that is a friend of a friend and he always [b]begs[/b] me to do raids with him but I don't cause he sucks alot and complains whenever he dies
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omfg i would die of anger xD
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Did all go white.....is like chernobyl? is wipe? Your story is one most who raid or play destiny have experienced and well written. I love the closing comment as it is the only rational response.
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Don't blame you for leaving haha
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I remember when my friend and I backpacked a squeaker to 3 wins (we suck). Every time he died he would complain about "load switching" or "hacking". He was 8 and he was accosting my much older friend, making yo mama jokes from like pewdiepie or something. We finally were freed when his mother said it was past his bedtime and he had to leave. He was a nice kid though except for bothering my friend.
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This made me laugh my ass off XD
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1 Replywas OP a chocolate chip?
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1 ReplyI love your stories man. Keep them coming.
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2 RepliesHow long does it take for you to come up with these stories?
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3 RepliesEdited by Winter: 1/20/2016 7:20:58 AMThat Squeaker sound like DPJ....Well a little.
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Edited by ST Gamemaster: 1/20/2016 9:04:01 AMHahahhaha xD, the most annoying squeaker I have ever met was a boy telling us he was really good and already defeated golgoroth when wearing 50% rare items, ooh and he totally didn't get carried...
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1 ReplyEdited by Hezen KR: 1/20/2016 7:45:18 AMSometimes you have to put a raid team out of it's misery. I don't want to be that guy that quits when things don't go well. But you have to take the signs when you see them.
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