Joined an LFG team for the Oryx CP.
Nothing out of the ordinary upon joining the chat. Mature voices, everyone sounding pretty chilled. Always a good sign. Upon arriving in the arena, the host tells me we're just waiting for our relic runner, who went AFK right before I joined. He's a 311 Titan, but the host assured me he was a decent runner. We were running the 8 and 8 strat, and I was to take plate one.
That's when I hear it. Distant, but still clearly audible.
"[i]Mom! I'll do it after![/i]"
The shrill, obnoxious voice grows in volume as the foul beast gets closer to its mic.
"[i]No! I said I'll do it after![/i]".
A loud scratching sound emanates through the chat as the squeaker's sticky fingers fumble with the headset.
"[i]K guys, I'm back! My Mom said I gotta go soon! So we have to kill Owyx fast! K?[/i]".
My hearts sinks, but I decide to stick it out. After clearing the initial adds, I notice our prepubescent 311 Titan browsing his inventory. Oryx slams the front left plate.
"[i]K guys! I'm changing to the Twilight Gawwison! Just so I can get to the welic faster![/i]".
I hear another fireteam member snicker.
The squeaker and I leap to the first plate. "One's up". It jumps to the first interdimensional platform, activates the exotic chestpiece's evade, gets propelled clear over the boundary wall and falls screaming into the abyss..
*Guardian Down*
"[i]OMG! What the hell! Someone got off their pwate![/i]"
[b]RoseScythe has left the Fireteam[/b]
Is edit: Just felt like sharing a tale with you fellow guardians. A tale of hard choices. Of paths taken. I hope you all enjoyed it. Cheers :)
Knight is run.
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See people, if you are going to make a "I dont play with squeakers" post it needs to be something like this. Great read.
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Had a kid manipulate every single word said into a song/phrase/celebrity name because he thought he was hilarious. It was nice being in a pug group that was making progress but stuff like that's enough to make me leave haha
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I loled reading this, thanks
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I appreciate that squeakers can be annoying but to be fair is someone jumped their plate then it was not his fault. Some young kids I have played with can play to very high standards. Give them the benefit of the doubt :) we were all that age once.
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Destiny
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Edited by iamswyp: 1/21/2016 7:46:49 PMSince this is Coming from from rosesycthe I'm going to assume this is bull
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In curious you people that post this sh!t ...don't you have clan mates to run the raids with??
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Kill yourself, no one should have to live with the sound of a squeaker in their head
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My son is 10 years old and a very good Destiny player. When he finally got to level 295 through PVP and grinding, I took him with me to find a raid group for Oryx. I told him to mute his mic so that others wouldn't hear him so that he could "focus on learning the raid". I told the others in the group that his mic didn't work but he could hear everyone and we were in the same room. He struggled a little with the ship jumping section but followed instructions perfectly and we finished the raid with no real issue. (mostly kudos to the other AWESOME people we had with us!) We didn't even have our first wipe until Golg and only wiped once with the Sisters and Oryx. After we were done, I told everyone that the other person we were playing with was only 10 then I let him unmute his mic to tell everyone in the group "thanks". Everyone was very surprised and very cool about it not to mention being able to play Destiny with my boy is a ton of fun and a great experience for him.
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looool best story ever. The squeaker that I had told me to "eat bleach"
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and that's why I'm afraid to talk in chat. just follow orders…every game…
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If Im with squeeker, Ill just tell him to stop talking that he needs to calm down and stop talking unneccesarry.
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Made my day lol as a teen I've never been called a squeaker so I must not be one, but I've played with some and DARN
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Sorry you had to deal with that. I mean, everyone is born with deep voices, right?
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>Joins Fireteam at Warpriest >Everyones a decent LL >Joins Party >Hears squeaker >Leaves Party and goes to orbit
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We ended up inviting some 13 year old kid off of LFG into our group once, and the first thing he did was start hassling a guy in our fireteam who was on a 308 alt (yet he'd been holding his own perfectly well, bear in mind). "You're only 308 dude? F**king noob. Have you even done the raid yet?" The 308 guy was wearing a full set of raid gear. We kicked that little sh*t, and it was glorious.
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R.I.P. your ears. See, I don't mind squeakers if they're decent and have control over themselves. By they're all always "the best at the game", cocky, ignorant, won't shut up, loud and get themselves killed more than necessary. I'm serious right here: I wouldn't even mind playing with a youngling and help them out if they weren't so annoying. Sorry, I have yet to find a decent kid to play with.
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Lmaooooo. This was hilarious to read.
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This.
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I don't understand why people can't play with squeakers. I'm 19, but I have the patience to not get pissed off at everything I hear
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I still don't understand why parents let their kids play games like this ONLINE I have a daughter and she can only play lbp online with her cousin You never know what your child could be subjected to online with adults
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Ahhh so this is the mind of those -blam!-s who ruin destiny. Assholes to fellow guardians because he is younger than you.
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Damn you sound like an asshole...remember that you were that age at one point. I hate these kind of posts, you must not be a parent.
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Lmao..the "welic"..and yet they don't understand why adults don't wanna play with them.
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Had I screamed at my mom like that when I was a squeaker, I be dead by now.
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SHOW TITS.