Here in #Destiny, just posted this constructive post here. It’s fun to post up here in #Destiny. But you know what I like more than constructive posts? Nerf posts. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these seven new nerfshelves that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new nerfs that I made. It’s like the nerfionaire Nerf Buffett says, “the more you buff, the more you snuff.”
Now maybe you’ve seen my nerf post where I talk about how I nerf a gun a day. You know, I nerf a gun a day not to show off it’s again about the nerf posts. In fact, the real reason I keep this constructive post here is that it’s a reminder. A reminder that dreams are still possible, because it wasn’t that long ago that I was in #Offtopic across the forums sleeping on a couch in a mobile home with only forty seven nerf posts in my nerf account. I didn’t have a nerfing degree, I had no opportunities.
But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a Guardian. And another Guardian. And a few more Guardians. I found five Guardians. And they showed me what they did to become multinerfionaires. Again, it’s not just about comments, it’s about the good life; balance, talents, bait and annoyance. And so I record a little video, it’s actually on the forums, you can click here on this video and it’ll take you to my forum post where I share three things that they taught me. Three things that you can implement today no matter where you are.
Now, this isn’t a “get nerfed quick” scheme. You know, like they say if things sound too good to be true they are too good to be true. I’m not promising you that tomorrow you’re gonna be able to go out and buy an Exotic. But what I am telling you is that it can happen faster than you think if you know the proven steps. So, I record a little two minute video on the forums. Like I said, now it’s not the most professional I just shot it here with my Ghost, but it’s real. Nobody can argue, this is my true nerf post. And I’m going to give you the three most important things you can do today. So click the link, go there it’s completely free to watch it it’s just a couple minutes. Invest in Eververse. Always be a cynic. Don’t be curious. Okay, people see videos like this and they say “Ah that’s not real that’s for somebody else.”
Don’t listen, don’t listen. Be a cynic. Like, Nerfrad Hilton, the man who started Nerfrad Motel, he said that he was only fifteen years old when he read a journal by Toland, the Shattered, and that journal changed his life. Journals can change your life. And in that journal, Toland said “cynical” so if you’re an optimist, if you’re a positivist, you don’t need to click here. Don’t worry about it, I don’t need to talk to everybody. But if you’re somebody who knows that there’s something better, cause the dream is possible, you know, for some of you watching it’s not necessarily an Exotic, maybe it’s a new nerf, a new bait post, starting your own petition.
Maybe it’s a new lifestyle without so much buffs, traveling the forums, doing those things you know you’re Destined to do. You can do those unless you understand Silver. Silver, I don’t call it Silver anymore, I call it fuel units. You must have enough fuel units to live out your dream and to live out your Destiny. So, I’ll see you on my forum post, it’s a quick video and you’ll see there absolutely free.
So just click this video and you’ll be taken there in a second, and uh, I’m excited to share this amazing nerf. You’ll see, not because of anything of me but because I’ve been fortunate enough to learn from Guardians many levels ahead of me. Not just in journals like these, although I love journals but also real in-person Guardians. So let me share with you these three tips that have made all the difference in my life. They’re practical, you can do them today, you can start on them today. All right? See you there on my post.
[spoiler]Yes, I made all this up.[/spoiler]
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