Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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>Be me >Last year, after my second driving lesson >Filling in observation hours, hot gril gets in >Boner.png >Drives around pretty good >Stops at next students house, gets out and sits [b]next [/b] to me instead of on the side >Oh mai >Pulls out phone to text, keeps glancing at me >Afraid she'll see my donger >Turns out she sniped my phone number off my driving sheet in my lap >Texts me "heyyyy" >Wtf.jpg >She's into me >Keeps leaning into me every turn >Those stocking omf >Gets forceful >Masochist pervert ways emerge >We go back and forth for at least a half hour until I get dropped off at home >Were still friends today and we live in different towns