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1/19/2016 5:40:18 AM
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[i]In the middle of an Asteroid belt, near the Avalon[/i]
[b]The smuggler Jäger sits in his ship just floating in there[/b]
"Hey computer!"
[i]Yes?[/i]
"How long have been stuck here?"
[i]Six days sir[/i]
"Hopefully we don't crash into the Avalon, that would be bad."
[i]Good thing we don't have any "cargo" on board.[/i]
"Yeah that would make things worse."
"I mean I want to contact them, but at the same time I want to put a bullet in the middle of all there faces."
[i]We could try to head to Ashuna. Make contact with someone.[/i]
"Nah, my home was destroyed, besides if rather go back to that forest planet."
[i]Why are we out here again sir?[/i]
"That one asteroid has some interesting material on it, I want to check it out. But if course the engine had to break."
"Luckily the Avalon has not tried to capture us yet. Well I probably just jinxed us."
[i]You most likely did sir.[/i]
"I always do."
"Computer, play some AC/DC please, Hells Bells to start it off."
[i]Yes sir.[/i]
[spoiler]open[/spoiler]
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"Hey computer!" [i]Yes sir?[/i] "Turn off the gravity and play some Poi Dog, start with Complicated." [i]Got it.[/i]
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[b]A transmission comes through the radio[/b] Sorry to interrupt your music, which I will admit I quite enjoy your taste, but what was this I heard about putting bullets into our faces?
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"Well you see I really hate the Fireteam, so I would love to put one bullet in all of your faces. No offence I just hate you guys, just don't bother me or my wish will come true, which is putting a bullet in your face."
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Well that's just impolite. Mind telling me what everyone here totally had a part in, even though I've hardly been here two weeks?
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"Yeah, my mom always told me I was impolite."
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Not gonna answer my question?
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"To be honest, I really don't know what you are trying to ask."
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What did [i]everyone[/i] in FN do to you? And why are you assuming everyone had a hand in it?
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"I'm not saying everyone had a part in it, only a few, but it was FN's fault, I'll never forgive them."
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And you're just going to lump in the rest of us with them? [b]You hear w crunching noise, like he's eating.[/b]
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"Yes I will, you stand with FN so you will do what FN orders you to do. FN ordered a squad to do something that changed my views on them, so anyone who is part of FN would do the same thing."
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Edited by Forum Therapist: 1/19/2016 10:41:52 PM[b]He laughs wholeheartedly[/b] You're kidding, right? You really think that's true? Now I'm choking on my pretzels.
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[b]A man decloaks from a corner[/b] [i]Shoddy work[/i] "hello there......Jager"
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"How the -blam!- are these people getting on my ship, and what do you want?"
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"Well, let's see, I'm not going to chat, you're a wanted man"
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"And what do you think you are going to do?"
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"What I came to do"
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"What you gonna turn me in, try."
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[b]He sighs and pulls his glock[/b] "Come peacefully and I dint have to shoot you"
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"Well if you have noticed, WE'RE STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF SPACE, THE SHIP IS BROKEN AND CAN'T FLY, AND NO ESCAPE PODS!"
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"There is how I came, which is your only damn way of living, so put your hands up"
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"Hey, I only take orders from one person, me!" "Let me out so I can repair the ship, my computer found the problem with it."
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"No, come now" [b]He raises the gun to your eye level[/b]
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"Come where?"
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"To my ship" [b]He gestures to the door[/b] "You better have EVA"
