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1/19/2016 2:02:50 AM
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>Be me in high school
>Sit at front of class.
>Hot grill sits a couple seats back
>I mean 10/10
>Try to alpha up and talk to her one day
>Put on my dankest trench coat
>Only the finest for m'lady
>Stand behind her before class
>Tap her on shoulder
>Suddenly knees weak arms heavy
>Under pressure blurt out
>"Prom... Together?
>Ready for rejection, but she accepts
>Expecting a prank, ask "Really?"
>Married five years later
>Enjoying life as a non-beta with awesome wife.
Just goes to show that if you take a little risk and read the first letter in each sentence, you too can find happiness and be with the one that you really love.
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1 ReplyNoice 8/8 m8
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1 ReplyShit post supreme
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1 ReplyI like this
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2 Replies[quote]>Sit at front of class. >Hot grill sits a couple seats back >I mean 10/10 >Try to alpha up and talk to her one day >Put on my dankest trench coat >Only the finest for m'lady >Stand behind her before class >Tap her on shoulder >Suddenly knees weak arms heavy >Mom's spaghetti[/quote]
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Nice shit post m8 i r8 8/8
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1 ReplyNoice, m80.
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4 RepliesEdited by Canadian Dalek: 1/19/2016 4:29:23 AM[b] [/b]/\ || You I can see you put a lot of effort into this
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Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
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GG m8. I r8 8/8
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1 ReplyOi nice prank fam, ye got me
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I'll never understand why people are so shy/socially awkward. Of course, as an extrovert, this is profusely easy for me to say, so I'm bias. The worst thing a girl can say is "No," so never give up hope.
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Are you Neo?
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5 Replies>Be me >Try this strategy >Fails miserably >Forever alone
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10/10-IGN
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Instructions unclear, spaghetti fell out.
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1 ReplyShitposts u"Reme?
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5 Replies[quote] >Try to alpha up and talk to her one day [/quote] You'll never be as alpha as me.
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Read the first letter of every sentence first
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2 RepliesNo mom's spaghetti or fresh prince. 0/8.
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His palms are spaghetti Knees weak arms spaghetti They're spaghetti on his sweater already MOM'S SPAGHETTI he's nervous But on the surface he looks calm spaghetti To drop bombs
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1 ReplyFake and gay
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Myth!
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2 RepliesAm I on 4chan or OffTopic?
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You got me
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10 RepliesWomen cost too much. And require too much attention. Not worth it.
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1 ReplyOP got a lucky drop rate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
