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Edited by Splashback77: 3/29/2016 2:48:53 AM
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The Silvered Moons: An Osiris Team Rising; V.O.G. part 2- Eww.(Brina Threw Up, We Need A Janitor)

[spoiler]It's gross. You might want to fast for a day or two before you read this. Here's the [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/197520909/0/0]Overview[/url][/spoiler] [b]Venus. Again.[/b] Everybody was excited. When they landed, they discovered were miles from the Vault of Glass. "S**t, we're miles from there," Rhabby panicked. "Nothing that a sparrow can't cover," Sarah said. The guardians' ghosts came forward and they summoned their sparrows. "Last one to the Vault of Glass owes the winner 10 strange coins," Sarah said. "Sarah, I still owe you from chasing down Rhabby," Abby said. "No head starts. All at the same time," Blue said. "On your mark. Get set. GO!!" Fruit yelled. They sped off on their sparrows. After about 15 minutes or so they reached the Vault of Glass. "We have a tie!" Blue annouced, "Fruit and Sarah! Rhabby you were dead-last. Pay the winners your Strange Coins." "You suck, so bad, Rhab," Fruit said. "Actually the real reason he lost is because-" Abby joked. "Oh no," Kabrina panicked. "- Rhabby didn't have-" "Abby. Please. Stop. " "-his Hawkmoon." "Bwhahahaha! Haha-" The next sound that came was heard out of Brina's mouth sounded like a walrus getting the Heimlich Maneuver. "Blerrrg! Blech! Bweg..." "Oh, no! When Rhabby hears someone puke he-" Blue tried to warn everyone but he was to late. Rhabby threw up. There was salt within each sound. "F**K- blerrrg, blech- HEL-" "So gross. So gross," Abby said covering her ears. "Ew! Ew! Ew!" Sarah yelled. "Keep your Strange Coins ,Rhab. I don't accept vomit-covered currencies," Fruit said. "I can't bear to hear," Blue yelled. "Make them stop!" Sarah and Abby yelled. Luckily they did after about 30 minutes. "Auugh!" Kabrina groaned, "I'm still nauseous." "I can't believe that Abby would do that," Sarah said. "Mistakes have been made!" Abby cried. "That's why I told you 'No more Hawkmoon jokes,' right after Brina said one more and she might throw up," Fruit said. "If there's one way, Abby, that you are similar to Rhabby besides the facts your name spelled in his and you're both Hunters, it's that you defy often." "That is embarrassing," Abby replied. [b]To be continued...[/b]

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