Do me a favor and [i][i][b][i]Read the Spoiler.[/i][/b][/i][/i] I need help.[spoiler] Hey guys, I'm sorry that I haven't done a Silvered Moons story in a while, so here is a hilarious number 4, featuring the Dream Team. Also I've never done Vault of Glass in the game or any raid ever.All I know is the jump part everyone f**ks up and the Final Boss. Someone in the comments give me a list of what happens.[/spoiler] [b]The Silvered Moons are back! After going 9 and 0 against a bunch of teams. (I only included round 1 in #3.) They decided to do some P.v.E. Get your buttholes ready, because The Dream Team is doing Vault of Glass with them and Rhabby will get his revenge *eventually* (Dun Dun duh.) [/b] [b][i]"Where the f**k are they?!?"[/i][/b] Rhabby yelled. The Dream Team was standing near the "Tree of Knowledge" near Banshee-44. "Calm down, Rhab," Fruit said, "Last time I heard from Sarah, they were finishing up a round of Iron Banana." "F**K!!" Rhabby screamed. He climbed on the Tree of Knowledge, and sat down. Sarah, Kabrina, and Abby saw where they were. They ran to the Tree of Knowledge. "You three right there," Rhabby called. "You are needed by the Tree of Knowledge. You have been summoned by the Rhabby_V." "Did you hear something?" Abby asked. "Besides Rhabby the Salty," Sarah said. "I AM ON THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE!!! YOU CAN'T TALK WHILE I'M ON THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE!!" Rhabby yelled. "Look, guys you should appreciate it. He's a nerd in the wild," Fruit teased. "Haha. In his natrual habitat," Blue joked. "I wonder what the hell he wants," Sarah whispered. "Anyways," Rhabby continued, "Sarah, shut the f**k up. I am guaranteed an exotic, especially the Hawkmoon. Sarah, that is your restraint in this raid." "I wasn't going to use it. It's made for P.v.P., not [i]P.v.E.[/i] I could grind and use it," she challenged. "You can't use exotic Rocket Launchers, none of you!" Rhabby yelled. "Shut up Rhabby, I'm using Gjallarhorn," Blue said. "Oh, f**k you," Rhab yelled. "Screw you Rhabby, I'm using Eyasluna," Sarah said. "That doesn't- You can't use it! It's young [i]Hawkmoon.[/i]" Rhabby stuttered. "Exactly! It's [i]young[/i] Hawkmoon. It's not an exotic hand cannon. It's legendary. It's [i]young[/i] Hawkmoon, before it evolves into its final form of Fully Upgraded Hawkmoon," Sarah said. "I have a Eyasluna too, Rhabby," Blue joked showing off his Eyasluna, "And what's this? It's evolving?!? Dun, duh, duh, dun. Dun, duh, duh, dun," Blue sang while puttin away his Eyasluna and pulling out his Hawkmoon. "Fully Upgraded Hawkmoon! So legendary hand cannons can evolve into exotics like Pokemon," Blue finished. "Yeah except it doesn't work for Rhabby," Abby added. Everyone just laughed except for Rhabby. "Best Hawkmoon-Pokemon crossover joke ever," Mr.Fruit laughed. "I hate you all," Rhabby facepalmed himself. "Remeber when Rhabby had his Hawkmoon," Blue said, "Pepperidge Farms remembers." 🎶"In the arms of Rhabby's butthole...," 🎶Sarah sang. "Salty, Hawkmoonless, guardian, Rhabby_V needs surgery on his butthole. His anus was rekt so hard after he lost his Hawkmoon. Call today to help heal his rage. Or you can donate 10 strange coins online at double-u, double-u, double-u, dot HAWKMOON fund dot org to win a evolving Eyasluna poster," Abby said trying not to bust out laughing. "Yo Fruit," Kabrina smiled. "What?" Fruit replied optimistically. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you glad we have Hawkmoons and Rhabby doesn't?" "F**K YOU!" Rhabby screamed. "Rhabby, the reason you shouldn't have the Gjallarhorn is because you'll lose it in a bet like you did the Hawkmoon," Sarah said. "Everyone on 3. Evolve your Eyaslunas into Hawkmoons. 1, 2, 3!!" Blue said. 🎶"Dun, duh, duh, dun. Dun, duh duh dun. Dun, duh, duh, dun."🎶 everyone but Rhabby sang. "Fully upgraded Hawkmoon!" everyone yelled at Rhab. "F************CK!!" Rhabby screamed. " 'My name is Rhabby. I lost my Hawkmoon because I suck. Let me be salty about it,' " Abby said. The Hawkmoon jokes kept coming. Rhabby couldn't stand it. "SHUT THE F**K UP!! EVERYBODY!!" he yelled. "Why should we listen to you?" Sarah asked. "WHAT?!? YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME BECAUSE I'M ON THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE!!" "I'm sorry I can't hear you because you don't have a Hawkmoon." "Okay. I can barely breathe because those Hawkmoon jokes were too orginal and hilarious. Besides the in the arms of Rhabby's butthole joke. Blue and I came up with that one but it was still hilarious," Fruit said, "We're going to orbit." "Yeah stop the jokes. I almost threw up, laughing," Kabrina said. [b]To be continued...[/b]