Not a lot of people like to reveal that they, themselves, defecate. It's a dirty little secret that we all hold near and dear. However, I have no qualms about informing everyone I can that I am a healthy, frequent, and role-model shitter.
I can't help that I'm so good at shitting, but I can help others get to this level of poop prowess. Which is why every time I meet someone, I imagine them shitting. It really helps put someone's personality in perspective, especially some one who boasts to be overly tough or insensitive.
Once I imagine them shitting, I am able to fully able to call them a disgusting piece of shit and move on with my super-shitting lifestyle
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What makes you a master shitter?
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I've had some poo problems recently. What do you recommend I do?
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You too?