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Edited by Im Panther Land:
7/29/2015 10:00:54 PM
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So this Girl.......
Last Thursday, I was in class. Boring class me and my friends are split up around the room. Only plus is there is a 9/10 girl who loves to wear yoga pants. Now I think im pretty average but I might not be as I see her looking me sometimes but I didn't think much of it.
Halfway through the class we are turning a paper in at the side of the room where its more empty. I get to the bin where you turn the papers in when I see her right next to me. She cuts in front of me and then moves back and pushes her booty on to me. She looks back and smiles and jiggles it on me a little and then walks away.
I was smiling too. The rest of class goes by pretty quickly. Still thinking about the her and the booty. I walk out into the hallway. She comes up to me and sort of grabs my hand and pushes a small piece of paper into it and says "My parents aren't home tomorrow" and walks away. I'm awestruck for a good 10 seconds. When I look at the paper, its a phone number. Rest of day goes by really slowly and I can't concentrate at all.
When I get home, I text her and she gives me her address. I ask my parents if I can go over to my friends house tomorrow at 8 and stay the night. They agreed and at 8 on Friday I drove to her house which was like 5 min away. My heart was beating hard when I got there. I rang the doorbell and she answered it in yogapants and short top (idk what they called) that showed her belly. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
When I walked in, she grabbed me and we started to makeout. I was caressing her warm body and she was mine. She took my hand and led me up to her room.( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) We started going at it and after 30 minutes I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of bel air.
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7 RepliesNow, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Lenn-Air In west Lennadelphia born and raised On the booty magazines was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all turned on And all shootin some s-juice without my shirt on When a couple of gals Who were up to no good Startin showing booty in my neighborhood I touched one little booty and my mom got scared And said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Lenn-Air' I bribed with sex with her day after day But she packed my suitcase and send me on my way She gave me a bitch slap and then told me it was gonna be worth it. I put my booty magazine on and said, 'I might as well jerk it'. Feelin' it, yo this is good Drinking "water" and eating some food. Is this what the people of Lenn-Air Living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But wait I hear there're hawt, bootiful and all that Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're bodies are ready for the prince of Lenn-Air. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well, the plane landed and when I came like Alfredo There was a dude who looked like a pedo standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get laid yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like my fapping, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said booty and it had lenny faces in the mirror If anything I can say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Lenn-Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes blam ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To hump on my bed as the Prince of Lenn-Air.
