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Edited by Nox:
1/17/2016 1:15:12 PM
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[b]shepard turns around and gets completely bowled over, yet blocks its relentless claw attacks with a shield[/b]
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[b]She teleports on its back and stabs its face in[/b]
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[b]it falls into him, after a few moments the first half of him pops out from under it[/b] "Woo! Nice job, lady" [b]he shoots one of those little confetti poppers into the air[/b]
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"Willow is preggers" [b]She disappears into thin air [/b] [spoiler]MWAHHAAHAHHAH[/spoiler]
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[b]he still just lays under the demons corpse [/b] "Oh.... Okay den.... Wait how do you know her?"
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[b]She's already gone[/b]
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"Wow...." [b]he struggles out from under the demon and runs around to find Willow.[/b]
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[b]She's in the Medbay[/b]
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"Heyoo."
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[b]She tosses him a coathanger [/b] "Can you help?"
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[b]he falls over laughing hysterically[/b]
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"I'm serious"
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[b]he goes completely silent [/b] "Why, who's the other parent.."
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"I don't know"
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"Is it like.... Or did you...." [b]he stumbles over his words for awhile[/b]
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"No..."
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"Are you....." [b]his expression goes blank [/b]
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"Am I what?"
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"Never mind....."
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"Tell me"
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"It's... It's not... Are you with someone else?" [b]he starts dialing numbers on a cell phone[/b]
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"No!"
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"You sure? Than whose child is that? I'll happily raise it... Just wanna know.. Ya know?" [b]the phone rings[/b]
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[b]She begins to laugh hysterically [/b]
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[b]he picks up the phone[/b] "JOHHHN yes, can I get Maury to take a look at this... Also get a pych ward...."
