Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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I was in the mall when I walked past a mannequin, I bumped into it, knocked it over, it broke, the left boob fell off, and flew up into my face, no joke. When I was a kid, I went into a haunted trail, I was being chased by a guy with a fake chainsaw (I was 7, so I thought it was real), ran back to my house, ran in the door, turned left, slammed into a solid wall, looked up,realized that this wasn't my house, everyone in there just looked at me, I shuffled out.