I was in the mall when I walked past a mannequin, I bumped into it, knocked it over, it broke, the left boob fell off, and flew up into my face, no joke. When I was a kid, I went into a haunted trail, I was being chased by a guy with a fake chainsaw (I was 7, so I thought it was real), ran back to my house, ran in the door, turned left, slammed into a solid wall, looked up,realized that this wasn't my house, everyone in there just looked at me, I shuffled out.