Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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So I was bursting for a piss at work, and I saw one open cubicle door so I started unzipping my pants, so that I could piss as soon as I got in the door. Upon entering said door, there was man. This man then began to turn around to see me with my hands on my penis, behind him, staring at each other. We stared at eachother for 5 seconds, but those 5 seconds seemed like an eternity. I just stared, penis in hand. And so did he. We just stared...