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Edited by Nox:
1/15/2016 9:59:27 PM
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[i]Jack fakes being scared[/i]
[b][i]"Good luck killing me"[/i][/b]
"Or me"
[b][i]"Your mum is a whore by the way"[/i][/b]
"Can agree"
[i]Jack morphs into her and crappily imitates Cyra[/i]
[b][i]"Oh my, you have muscles, please fuсk me so that I may blame a kid on you!"[/i][/b]
[b]Frost falls to the ground, crying from laughter and Jack soon follows [/b]
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[b]Lucien presses the bible to his chest to suffocate the fire whilst darkness swings wildly at Frost. Gideon keeps shooting burst of light at Locust and Zero is punching him with extreme strength[/b]
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[u]"You're really goddamn annoying, you know that?"[/u] [i]He dodges the fireball and the punches and goes for a slice at Lucien's neck[/i] [b][i]"I'M CALLING FOR BACK-UP"[/i][/b] [i][u]He disappears[/u][/i] [b]Frost catches the sword with his hand again and continues his flurry of attacks [/b]
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[b]Gideon moves faster than light and protects Lucien's neck with his wrist.[/b] G:"Oh -blam!-." [b]Gideon falls to the floor, blood pouring from his wrist. Zero helps Darkness by throwing several punches at him[/b]
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[i]Locust shrugs and starts to throw slashes and stabs at him[/i] [i][u]And Jack returns with multiple versions of him[/u][/i] [b][i]"TIME TRAVEL, BITCHES"[/i][/b] "Great, now help" [u][i]The main Jack helps by cutting at Zero's throat [/i][/u] [spoiler]teehee[/spoiler]
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[b]Zero's skin has been replaced by bone, the knife has no effect. Darkness throws a series of small balls at the floor, and Lucien starts repeating psalms from the bible[/b]
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[b][i]"You know what's strong against bone?"[/i][/b] "FIRE!" [b][i]"Indeed"[/i][/b] [i]He grins before summoning a shit ton of hellfire and sets the entire hallway on fire[/i]
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[b]Darkness, Gideon, Zero, Lucien and Cyra suddenly disappear[/b]
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"Now that's wh-" [b][i]"What I call a s-"[/i][/b] [u]"Show of weakness"[/u]
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[b]The little balls that darkness threw remain on the floor[/b]
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[i]Jack engulfs them in a portal and they teleport away, far away from the ship[/i]
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[spoiler]End. I can't be assed to do this anymore[/spoiler]
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Edited by Nox: 1/16/2016 2:33:39 PM[spoiler]same tbh I won tho[/spoiler]
