She'd probably have a hard time describing how much.
But then again, she describes how much she hates the Hunter physically, so why not?
[quote]Missed the previous Take? No worries:
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/186330929 (Take 48)
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/150599228 (Snark's ☆.。.:*・°☆future☆.。.:*・°☆ Stories)[/quote]
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[quote]New around these parts? Don't fret, have a Chapter Index!
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/151518733[/quote]
[b]Meet the Team... [I]Fire[/i]team[/b]
[b]Warlock[/b]
Awoken, Female
Bulbasaur
[b]Hunter[/b]
Human, Male
Squirtle (The one with the shades, yeah... That one)
[b]Titan[/b]
Exo, Male
Charmander
[b]GUEST GUARDIAN[/b]
[b]Markus Tintreach[/b]
Human, Male
Warlock
Eevee
[quote]Markus Tintreach is shobr0's character in his fanfic "The Darkest Light", his first chapter is here:
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/179313570[/quote]
[b]NEW CHARACTER[/b]
Cosm0
Female, Exo
Warlock
Mew (Because adorable, that's why)
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"So, what do you wanna do?" Cosm0 asked the Titan, scurrying up a pile of rocks to sit down and get a better view of her [i]star[/i]. "Hey, how about we show off our weapons?" She blurted out a random idea.
The Titan looked up at Cosm0. What point would there be to showing off their weapons to each other? "Show off our weapons?" He repeated. Cosm0 nodded briskly.
"Yeah! For fun!" She then slid off the rock pile. "We'll start with our Heavy Weapon! Now," She continued, approaching him. "Show Cosm0 that big ole' rocket launcher of yours!"
The Titan started to back away with each step Cosm0 took to approach him, automatically very uncomfortable at this point. This was [i]not[/i] okay.
"Fine, I'll show you [i]mine[/i]." Cosm0 offered, a grin seeming to creep upon her metallic face as she placed her hands behind her back.
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"WAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" The Titan screeched as he ran away from Cosm0 as far away as possible. He looked behind himself to see a rocket not too far apart from him. It was [i]tracking[/i] him!
"Look at you [i]run[/i]!" Cosm0 remarked as she randomly appeared upon another stack of rocks, her rocket launcher, Truth, rested in her lap.
"What'd I tell you? Isn't my rocket launcher [i]great[/i]?" She couldn't help but praise her weapon as she gave it a loving pat. "Wanna see me shoot another rocket?" The Titan was too busy running away from her [i]previous[/i] one to notice.
The Titan made a turn and ran past Cosm0; the rocket followed.
"'Cause Uptown Truth gonna give it to ya~." Cosm0 sang quietly to herself as she happily watched the Titan run past her, and then again. "'Cause Uptown Truth gonna give it to ya~." She continued to sing.
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"Wanna play a game?" Markus offered the limping Hunter, standing by his side.
"No, I-- Ow. Don't-- Ow. Want to-- Ow. Play a-- Ow. Game-- OW!" The Hunter grunted with every painful step he took; the Warlock's kicking on his leg really did a number on him. He looked to his side and saw a cliff. Maybe if he just threw himself off, his leg would be just fine when he's revived! That's it!
However, before he could make a move. Markus grabbed the Hunter's cloak and gave it a few tugs to get his attention.
"Ugh... [i]What[/i]?!" The Hunter snapped at Markus, looking at him now.
"Wanna sing?!" Markus asked him, releasing the Hunter's cloak and clasping his hands together excitedly.
"No, I'm not sing--"
"When the night, has come..." Markus began to sing, wrapping an arm around the Hunter. "And the land is dark..."
"Can you not--" The Hunter tried to cut off Markus, but Markus just kept going.
"So Hunter, [i]Hunter[/i], stand, by me! WOAAAAAAAH stand, STAND BY ME--" He sang loudly, pulling the Hunter in every which direction he sang.
"DUDE STOP IT." The Hunter protested, trying to pull himself away from the annoying Warlock. "Ngh! KNOCK IT OFF!"
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"Finished~." The Ghost announced, the beam of light returning back into his optic as he turned to the Warlock. The Warlock dipped her head in thanks, and with that, the Ghost disappeared from the material space.
"Hive runes, hmm." She talked to herself, as she started to do the pacing that she did when she was thinking. "I don't believe I should think anything of it. Although..." She continued to talk to herself, until her Ghost interrupted her through her communications.
"Why don't you go meet up with the others, see what they think about this?" He suggested. The Warlock stopped pacing, and abruptly released a burst of laughter as if her Ghost had told her the funniest thing [i]ever[/i].
"Bwahahahaha! Oh-- Oh [i]Ghost[/i]! You certainly [i]can't[/i] be serious!" She talked through her laughter, or at least tried to as she doubled over. "[i]Them[/i]?! Haha!" Suddenly she stopped laughing, standing up straight and becoming dead serious. "[b]NO[/b]."
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"Hah... Hah..." The Titan panted, dragging himself out of the rubble the rocket caused. "Ow..."
"That was [i]fantastic[/i]!" Cosm0 randomly appeared beside the Titan, giggling with glee. "You outran that thing!"
"I can't run like that anymore..." The Titan wheezed. "I can't..."
"Yeah you can!" Cosm0 said as she sat down. "Now can I see your rocket launcher? Ohohohoho I bet it's crazy coo- Oh hey you need any help out of there?" She offered, standing up now to hold her hand out to him. The Titan looked at her hand. Was he [i]really[/i] just going to take her hand?
"U-uh... I-I'll just get out of here myself..."
[quote]Take 50... Ain't that just [i]spiffy[/i]?: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/187397139[/quote]
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Umm, reading this and thinking of alternative meanings for most of these dialog things made me feel wrong inside. Pretty good take though!
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XD Cosm0 needs some learnin', if you get my meaning.
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Edited by Trikz: 1/17/2016 5:02:34 AMSo theory time: the reason we haven't seen the "back to the future" story line is because of a time paradox caused the second the guardians saved Steve. After this event, Steve continued on to try and repay the guardians for saving his life. He went to college and became a computer engineer working on advanced ai technology. His greatest success was an AI programmed to find the ones who saved him long after he passed away to thank them. He called this AI Cosmo, as he believed the guardians came from space. Over time, the Cosmo AI began to malfunction, and instead of trying to thank all 3 of the other guardians, it's interests were stuck on one of them: the Titan. Thus explains the obsession and so on and so forth. Or, I could be looking way to far into things and snark just wanted to change things up and introduce some new characters. Could just be that [spoiler]seriously though, is back to the future ever coming back? You left it on a massive cliffhanger[/spoiler]
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Bump when done
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Umm.. Lets not talk about the beggining, ok?
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Wtf.....
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whats goin on? take one had 216 likes this has 6 PICK IT UP U SKRUBBS!....AND GIT GUDD TOO
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record take speed, lovin it, keep it up
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The dirtiest take
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Eh, bump
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Edited by Fiji: 1/15/2016 1:29:35 PMFirst. I'm reading it later.
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Awesome, as usual.
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Noice!
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Nooo, second!