originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
OH SHIT WE ARE GOING FAST!!!!
WHAT THE F[u]U[/u]CK IS HAPPENING?!
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[i]"This is fast??"[/i] [b]*I whistle as if calling a dog*[/b] [b]you hear a noise that sounds like a wookie[/b] [i]"KICK HER IN TO OVERDRIVE"[/i] [spoiler]no it's not chewbaca that would be cheesy[/spoiler] [b]we approach the surface of a gas giant[/b] [i]"welcome to Bespin City"[/i]
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WAIT WHAT?! WE ARE ON A DIFFERENT GOD DAMN PLANET?! WHOA! [spoiler]He just got out of an eternal prison for eight thousand years. He's s little freaked out[/spoiler] OKAY PHYSICS. WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!
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[i]"Well we simply cut a hole in space and traveled through it to get to here"[/i] [b]*its night time*[/b] [i]"a little protocol droid told me you like a drink"[/i]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 1/15/2016 1:56:54 AMYES. OH FU[i]C[/i]K YES.
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[b]we walk up to the bar[/b] [i]"hey bartender"[/i] [b]you notice I wave my hand[/b] [i]"you will give everyone free drinks"[/i] [i]"I will give everyone free drinks"[/i] [i]"bottoms up"[/i] [b]i down my glass using the force to hand you yours[/b]
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[b]He takes it. And downs it quickly[/b] *pheeeeew* Damnit physics. Anyone ever told you the saying "getting thrown into the deep end?" Well you just shoved my god damn face into it. ....what the hell are these things? [b]He looks around at the aliens.[/b] [spoiler]Next time mention we go places. I thought we were still in the ship lol[/spoiler]
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[i]"the citizens"[/i] [i]"not everyone's a human around these parts"[/i] [spoiler]I bet you 100000 dollars you were gonna say something about hentai[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Huh[/spoiler] Sheesh. It's like a really bad start to a geeky porno. [spoiler]Close[/spoiler] Anyways. Where's this...yoda guy? [b]Orders another drink.[/b]
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[i]"well he's kind of dead, but if i meditate at the temple I will be able to communicate with him"[/i] [b]I order another drink and some food to go[/b] [i]"I learned this trick to not get drunk, wanna do it?"[/i]