So we have this club at our school that sells candy, chips soda and all that stuff for $1 every Friday. So school ends and everyone rushed to the clubs "store." (the store was just a booth outside of school) Anyways I brought $3 so I could buy 3 things. When it was my turn to buy I purchased: Skittles, Doritos and a Fruit by the foot. The story just gets "funnier" from here on out. So I make my way to my bus and sit down,my friends are asking for the skittles so I give em half. Ok? Ok. Then this kid comes up and asks for my fruit roll up. I ask how much he's gonna pay, he said $2. So I was gonna give it to him when this husky kid sat next to me and took it. He started to eat it, I didn't want that, I wanted my $2! So I said the following: "are you gonna enjoy that footlong of fun?" He grunted and gave it back I gave my friend the tip of the fruit by the foot that he didn't eat. I then said "here have the tip." My friends cracked up. I did this for the rest of the bus ride.