Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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I was walking with a couple friends and didn't realize we were next to a bar, some guy wearing a large hat comes out of nowhere and starts talking about just anything, I thought he had like a strong Russian accent or whatever and commented on his accent and his hat and he just laughed and went back in the bar.. At that moment I just realized he was drunk and his speech was just slurred.