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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
1/13/2016 10:57:15 PM
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Hmm? Oh. Just a trick I learned from an old blacksmith back in the day.
You see,
[b]He taps his Temple[/b]
I, lets say, "took advantage," of you whole your sleeping.
Now now not like what your thinking. Your...anal virginity is still intact.
But what I did, is put a certain, "bug." You could call it. In one of those drinks of yours last night.
You see. This bug, has not made its way through your body, and has clinged to those intestines of yours.
Oh, it's also....EXPLOSIVE.
So, it can only explode, when I tell it too!
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What.....why?!
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Well. I'm not very good at making new friends. HARD TO BELIEVE! I know! But, well, it's true. And I'm going to make sure you stay on MY SIDE. If things ever go south.
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Damn you......
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Well! Guess that's what happens when you drink with strangers! Now. Let's go.
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Fine...... *Follows*
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[b]As you get to the door of the inn. The girl calls out to you.[/b] "Hey! Where's my money!" [b]The deity turns his head to you. Only his head.[/b] ....kill them.
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Common man, il just pay them.....
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.......... [b]His mind is set.[/b]
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*Looks over to the barmaid* I'm sorry..... *Aims my Gunblade and shoots her in the head*
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[b]The other girls scream[/b] All. Of them.
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*Fires off more rounds until everyone is dead* -blam!- you.......
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Been there done that kid! Now. Burn it down. ALL. Of it. [b]He walks out.[/b]
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*Casts Firaga, setting the whole place on fire before walking out*
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[b]He holds out your armour[/b] Good! Now that your financials are covered. Let's head back to the dojo!
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*Gets dressed* I take it if I tell anyone, I go boom huh.....
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Oh no! Not at all! Just that all your friends who challenge me about it, die!
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And here I thought you were actually good, but your worse then Majora.....
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"Good?" "GOOD?" Ha! Wow. Kid, I never knew you were THAT naive. I prefer the term, "Cold hearted badass." You thought that some kind of "lovey Dovey friendship saviour of the work" power would kill Majora? No. I used my wits. My ruthlessness. If you realize that that's a strength in everyone. Maybe your friend wouldn't be dead. Get out of here. I have buisness to take care of. [b]The fierce deity walks away.[/b]
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-blam!- you! *Shoots Deity with my Gunblade*
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[b]In a blink of an eye. The deity blade is behind him. And he cuts the bullet in half.[/b] ......nice try. Kid. I know all your moves..... [b]He continues walking. You feel the heat of the inn on your back as you see the deceitful figure walk away.[/b]
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*Mutters to myself as I walk back to the dojo* How could you pants....how could you make a deal with monsters like him......
