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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
1/13/2016 10:37:03 PM
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[b]After saying this...you notice a pool of blood coming from the bed. And three women lying there, dead....[/b] Hey! I was dead broke coming back! What did you expect?
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*Slowly backs up* Um.......
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What? [b]He looks at the bed. Then back to you.[/b] Ah. Ya. That. What about it?
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Why are they dead..........?
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Why...aren't they....? [b]You...see the look on the deities face...it's one of...darkness. Grimm...darkness.[/b] They didn't do what I wanted. So I...ended our arrangement.
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*Summons my Gunblade* Deity.....
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[b]Suddenly, you feel your head throb. Your sight blur. [/b] Hahaha! Ahhhhh....don't worry Zane. It's only a little...insurance.
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What the hell did you do to me?!
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Hmm? Oh. Just a trick I learned from an old blacksmith back in the day. You see, [b]He taps his Temple[/b] I, lets say, "took advantage," of you whole your sleeping. Now now not like what your thinking. Your...anal virginity is still intact. But what I did, is put a certain, "bug." You could call it. In one of those drinks of yours last night. You see. This bug, has not made its way through your body, and has clinged to those intestines of yours. Oh, it's also....EXPLOSIVE. So, it can only explode, when I tell it too!
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What.....why?!
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Well. I'm not very good at making new friends. HARD TO BELIEVE! I know! But, well, it's true. And I'm going to make sure you stay on MY SIDE. If things ever go south.
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Damn you......
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Well! Guess that's what happens when you drink with strangers! Now. Let's go.
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Fine...... *Follows*
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[b]As you get to the door of the inn. The girl calls out to you.[/b] "Hey! Where's my money!" [b]The deity turns his head to you. Only his head.[/b] ....kill them.
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Common man, il just pay them.....
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.......... [b]His mind is set.[/b]
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*Looks over to the barmaid* I'm sorry..... *Aims my Gunblade and shoots her in the head*
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[b]The other girls scream[/b] All. Of them.
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*Fires off more rounds until everyone is dead* -blam!- you.......
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Been there done that kid! Now. Burn it down. ALL. Of it. [b]He walks out.[/b]
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*Casts Firaga, setting the whole place on fire before walking out*
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[b]He holds out your armour[/b] Good! Now that your financials are covered. Let's head back to the dojo!
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*Gets dressed* I take it if I tell anyone, I go boom huh.....
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Oh no! Not at all! Just that all your friends who challenge me about it, die!
