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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
1/13/2016 9:46:38 PM
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"what? I can't find my clothes. You got anything I can wear?"
English
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[b]She leaves, the door slowly closing on you. She comes back and hands you a towel. Keeping her head turned.[/b]
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*Wraps the towel around my waist* "Thanks, so can you tell me what happened last night?"
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"Ugh. Why don't you come in and look for yourself." [b]She pushes the door open and walks into the inn.[/b]
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*Walks in, looking around* "Sorry about the beer, how much did I drink?"
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[b]She walks over to the pantry. You see that the bar has NO bottles of alcohol. She opens the pantry and shows you inside. ....there is one bottle of mead. Half drunk. A couple drunken bottles of vodka, beer, etc are lying around the inn. Along with broken tables, chairs and more bottles.[/b]
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"Oh......Damn, I'm impressed with myself"
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"Really? You had maybe....5 beers before leaving. It was that pervert in the dress who drank almost all of it. And, put it all on your tab...." [b]Another girl walks up and hands her a piece of paper. Where she then hands it to you. You've never see. That many zeros in your life.....[/b]
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*Crumbles the paper up* "Deity......." *Looks over to her* "Um.....How can I make this up?"
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"Pay for it....?" "That. Or I can have you scrubbing the insides of the toilets or clean the sex ridden bed sheets for the rest of your life. How about you start by getting Your friend out of here. Huh?"
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"Will do, where is he?"
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"Room six. It's on the second floor. The Kings sweet."
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"Thanks, and sorry about this" *Goes up to room six, opening the door* Deity!
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[b]The door is already slightly opened. You see the deity sitting at a desk trough the crack. Putting on his cap.[/b]
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Yo, what the hell man?! Putting the bill on me?
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[b]After saying this...you notice a pool of blood coming from the bed. And three women lying there, dead....[/b] Hey! I was dead broke coming back! What did you expect?
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*Slowly backs up* Um.......
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What? [b]He looks at the bed. Then back to you.[/b] Ah. Ya. That. What about it?
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Why are they dead..........?
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Why...aren't they....? [b]You...see the look on the deities face...it's one of...darkness. Grimm...darkness.[/b] They didn't do what I wanted. So I...ended our arrangement.
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*Summons my Gunblade* Deity.....
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[b]Suddenly, you feel your head throb. Your sight blur. [/b] Hahaha! Ahhhhh....don't worry Zane. It's only a little...insurance.
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What the hell did you do to me?!
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Hmm? Oh. Just a trick I learned from an old blacksmith back in the day. You see, [b]He taps his Temple[/b] I, lets say, "took advantage," of you whole your sleeping. Now now not like what your thinking. Your...anal virginity is still intact. But what I did, is put a certain, "bug." You could call it. In one of those drinks of yours last night. You see. This bug, has not made its way through your body, and has clinged to those intestines of yours. Oh, it's also....EXPLOSIVE. So, it can only explode, when I tell it too!
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What.....why?!
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Well. I'm not very good at making new friends. HARD TO BELIEVE! I know! But, well, it's true. And I'm going to make sure you stay on MY SIDE. If things ever go south.
