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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
1/12/2016 9:35:30 PM
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*you see mulligan behind the bar counter cleaning the inside of a shot glass with a red napkin* What can I get you two?.....
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Hardest thing you've got
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*sides both of you a shot of 0____________0* Enjoy.....
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 1/12/2016 9:44:48 PMHey leather head. What's in the drink? [b]He holds it up to the light in the bar[/b]
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If I told you, you probably wouldn't drink it....nothing poisonous....but surely Intresting.....strongest drink in all the known multiverse.....
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Ha! Trust me my friend! I slept with 100 Lizard women in a night! If I can do that, well I'm sure your husky drink will suit me just fine! [b]He downs the glass. And shakes his head[/b] [i]DAAAAAAMMMMNNNNNN.....Whoooaaaaaa......[/i]
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Thanks
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No problem......what's a chap like you doing here?....
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Getting so hammered il forget the past 72 hours. *Downs 0___________0* [i]Oh that's good[/i]
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You might need this just in case..... *i hand you a stimpak*
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[i]Thanks[/i] *Takes stimpack*
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WHOA. Look at this place! [spoiler]You can sort of take it from here. I've been directing this story for a while now lol.[/spoiler] Where the ladies at?
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[spoiler]Alright[/spoiler] It's still early, plus most of the dojo citizens are dead.
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What? Why? Wait....did I kill them by accident...my memory is a little messed up.
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Well between the Angels fall event and the moon, most of the normal Civilians are dead.
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Huh. Well. There's gotta be a way we can get em back right! How about, we put a big f[u]u[/u]cking sign outside the dojo. "FREE BOOZE. FREE SEX." Trust me. I did that for my palace. Worked like a dime! Oh...well the death threats helped too but... Details details!
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*Chuckles as I down 0_______________0* [i]That might work, I know I need to get a woman, it's been years [/i]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 1/12/2016 10:04:42 PMHaha! Are you telling me, that after Killing, Almost EVERY one in this dojo of yours for your four person family, INCLUDING your wife, that now your gunna be unfaithful to her? Damn kid! Well played! I respect that! I mean, being unfaithful is one thing but forcing her to watch? Would I pay to see the look on her face! [b]Fierce downs another glass[/b]
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*Downs another glass* [i]It wouldn't be cheating, considering her spirit is with me. How do you think I can transform?[/i]
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[spoiler]Whats up with the italics?[/spoiler] Wait, so it would be like a fivesome in your mind?! Duuuuuude sign me up!
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[spoiler]It Shows that my character is drunk[/spoiler] [i]Well first we gotta find someone[/i]
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[spoiler]Lol[/spoiler] HAHA! Now where talking! Well. I used to know this one town FILLED with these foxy ladies! Bet If we sent a word out....we could nab a couple...
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*Throws my arm around Deity* [i]Well let's go![/i]
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Woo! Ya kid! I like that talk! [spoiler]Lol what is going on[/spoiler]
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[i]Lead the way![/i] [spoiler]Zane gets silly when he's drunk[/spoiler]
