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1/12/2016 3:11:10 PM
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*you make love with a bear*
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This getting hilarious.
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By that point I just wanted to be as ridiculous as I could
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You were wearing a bear suit!
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No, I was in the other room
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*Bursts in* There you are!
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*vanish in smoke*
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*Grabs you* [i]You aren't escaping me![/i] *Leans in* [i]No more running..[/i] [b]We both share a kiss..[/b]
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*you kiss a toad man, I just left the building*
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Arghh!! *I chase you.* *I knock you to the ground* [i]Stop RUNNING![/i]
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*grows wings and flies away*
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*cuts off wings* I'm not really a fan of those ..
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*you notice you just tried to clip the wings of a pterodactyl*
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I'm done. [i]*Leaves*[/i]
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*as you start to walk away you wake up in a garbage can with a note to your left, and a ak to the right* note:[spoiler]heh, thank you for being a scapegoat for those robberies, if you don't mind in living it rich now, and you are now the most wanted person on the planet *as you finish reading the note crackles and burns*[/spoiler] *police are now shouting for you to come out*
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What... What is this madness! *runs away*
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*you are gunned down by the police*
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Nooooo! With my last dying breath I say.. [spoiler][b][u]I still love you . . .[/u][/b][/spoiler]
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*sneaks into police department, and burns the whole building down, no evidence, and sneaks your body out*
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*My spirit body looks down at you* What in the hell..
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*Creates a synth meant to look like you, and create chaos*
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... *I depart* If only you loved me back . . . . .
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*laughs maniacally* see, I told you I was heartless and soulless, you tried to love me, and where did that put you? But I will do you one last favor, *creates a synth frame with a different frame, and implants your memories* Sorry for the magical trickery earlier, just a bit of a prankster... Bye *sends your synth out of lab*
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Goodbye forever. [spoiler]my love.[/spoiler]
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You should make a list for conversations that are as crazy as this one, the "wtf conversations" which I think I belong in.
