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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Alpha-007:
1/11/2016 1:43:27 PM
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[b]The Starbucks opens up again after the fighting, Jared sits at the one table not destroyed in the fighting, and a vertibird lands dropping a few crates off[/b]
[b]The Dojo PA blares[/b]
[i]Would The defenders of the dojo please report to the Starbucks, Please report to the Starbucks[/i]
((Open))
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[b]The fierce deity sneaks in on his tip-toes like he's from some cartoon. He quickly grabs a crate. And looks at what is inside[/b]
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[b]Jared hops over the counter and fires his shotty at him[/b]
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Whoa! [b]He avoids the shot and slides behind cover[/b] SON of a BITCH! Hey! White chick! Calm the f#ck down!
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[b]He uses his blacklight powers to morph his arm into a blade and he dashes after you[/b]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 1/12/2016 4:53:40 PMOh! A sword fight then? [b]He jumps in front of His cover and draws the Fierce deity blade[/b] Alright Popspice. Let's see what you can do. [spoiler]You uhhhh....well....this isn't a fair fight....[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Oh, i think it is[/spoiler] [b]He drops the shot gun and holds out his other hand, sommoning the [i]X[/i]-blade[/b]
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Whoa. Hey man. Last time I went organic. A village blew up. [b]He swings his sword. And suddenly an incredibly fast beam of energy flies out of it. Covering a lot of ground, and heading straight for you.[/b]
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[b]He bats it aside with the blade of light[/b]
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[spoiler]I wouldn't say "bat."[/spoiler] [b]It explodes. Sending you back[/b] [b]He runs up to you and swings upward with his blade[/b] Battabattabatta, SWING!
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[b]He teleports behind you at the last moment and kicks you in the back, sending you 100 feet forward[/b]
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[b]He lands on his hands and twirls around like he's break dancing.[/b] Whoooo baby! these hands are on [i]FIRE![/i] [b]They actually are. He stands up and throws two fire balls at you. Followed by 15 slashes, resulting in 15 Beams flying at you in different angles.[/b]
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[b]He shimmers, and a dome of light expanding out intercepts them and hits you[/b]
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[spoiler]Uh. Ok. What does that do???[/spoiler] [b]He....gets hit? Fierce deity slowly walks away. Because he's confused.[/b]
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[spoiler]Well as there is only one encounter with that weapon I don't know what it does but it's very powerful It'd be like the dreadnaughts weapon in TTK Sorry to use that as an example but I can't think of another[/spoiler]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 1/12/2016 10:32:54 PM[spoiler]Oh. Ok.[/spoiler] [b]He goes flying into a tree[/b] Damn! Someone's a little salty if I had a say in it! [b]The tree burns down.[/b] ....WELL THEN. [b]He takes a sip of 0_________0 he stole from the bar.[/b] Ohhhhh Yeaaaaaa! [b]He begins to strum his sword like a guitar. And suddenly He begins shooting massive balls of energy at you. One hits you sending you flying Into the dojo wall. He flies up and comes straight down on top of you. And slashes at your head.[/b] [spoiler]Hey. I had to match up to it somehow right?[/spoiler]
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*mulligan walks into Starbucks, Helios and pitch on his shoulders* You called?.....
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[b]He Points to a crate labeled NULL-ERR1[/b]
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Go... *i point to the crate as pitch flys off my shoulder and slices the crate open then returns to my shoulder*
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[b]It explodes, whatever was inside gone[/b] "please don't ever do that again"
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Edited by SwarmIntellect: 1/12/2016 4:36:09 PM*i wave my hand in front of me, as time reverses in the area the crate was, returning it to its unopened state* Hmph...... *i walk over and open the crate*
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[b]It is a MIRV Fat Man with odd mods[/b]
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*i look at the weapon, seemingly surprised, although it's hard to tell from my skull/head* Well then, this is useable.....can I keep it?...
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"of course"
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*Sithis walks into the Starbucks*
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[b]Jared points to a crate labeled NECRO-MK66[/b]
