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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
1/11/2016 3:31:59 AM
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[spoiler]really.....[/spoiler]
*Looks to the mystery woman*
You know anything about this?
English
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[i]"Like I said....I have never seen this before."[/i]
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Well, let's find out *Presses*
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[b]A giant white portal opens in front of the blade. You can't see into it. [/b]
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Interesting *Looks over to the mystery woman* You coming?
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[i]"Well I'm not sure how- OH MY GOD!"[/i] "Oh come on buttercup. You gunna treat your ole flame like that?" [b]You turn. And you see him. It's...The deity.[/b] "YOU. See what happens when you just forget about me? SHIT. Hits the fan! Like, whoever is writing this TOTALLY wanted you to suffer." [spoiler]Every wondered what would happen if you mixed deadpool and handsome Jack?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Huh, didn't see that one coming[/spoiler] Um......what?!
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"Oh come on man! You treated me like that one retard in school you didn't want to talk to! I was so offended! And left!"
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I'm so confused......
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"Oh for f[u]u[/u]cks sake I. AM. BACK. Reaaaaad. MY. Lipssssss!" [i]"Nonono....."[/i] "Oh calm down sheik we both now your having an orgasm at the sight of me. NOW!" [b]He grabs the fierce deity blade and pulls it out of the pedestal.[/b] "Ohhhh how's baby doing? Is baby doing good? Ohhhh yes. Who's the best? You are!" [b]He begins making baby faces with the Blade....[/b]
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*Coughs* Hello?
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 1/11/2016 11:08:17 PM[b]He looks up at you.[/b] "What? Oh. Hey kid." [i]"I....I need to go."[/i] "Ya that's what your sister said." [b]Sheik disappears[/b] "Haha! Sneaky bitch. Alright kid. Guess I should congratulate you on killing that old dragon. Finally got him off my back! Well...actually he's with me wherever I go now but...he should be shut up for most of the Time now! Good job kid!"
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Thanks? I guess? How are you here?
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"Well you of course! You put the blade together. And so that gave you the key to my death! In a sense, you broke me out of a VERY boring jail cell. And now! I can rebuild the good O'l empire!"
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Oooookay........ I'm not sure what to do now....
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"Live! Preferably! Well! Where is the nearest spot I can take a piss?"
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Outside I guess
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"What? No. Come on man. I helped you save all your buds! There's gotta be a place around here somewhere! How about that snazzy dojo of yours? Ah? Ya? Come on man I really gotta go like seriously."
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*Sighs* Alright, il take you there [spoiler]New post?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]We should be fine in this one[/spoiler] Now we are TALKING!
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[spoiler]Sure[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]no.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Jkjkjkjk[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]lol[/spoiler] [spoiler]Just woke up so can't spell worth shit[/spoiler]
