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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
1/11/2016 2:21:35 AM
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*I lower my blade*
No, he was just being used by Majora, that's not life, that's slavery. I killed him because I didn't want him to suffer anymore. He's free now, and no longer fighting for control.
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[i]"But....what If he was still alive? If Majora had somehow...taken a different body. Would you have spared Majora if you could keep your friend alive?[/i]
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I don't want to answer that....
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[i]"Ah. Well. Sorry for snooping then. Now...I believe you have some...unfinished business?"[/i] [b]She gestures to the podium [/b]
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What will happen once I return the blade?
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[i]"Well. This is the first time it has ever been sealed in its true form. And with the soul of Majora in it? I am uncertain."[/i]
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Great, just great *Sighs* Well, here's hoping nothing too bad happens *Walks up and places the Fierce Deity blade in the pedestal*
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[b]A bright light shines as you put the blade in the petal. Then, a symbol of a crescent moon begins glowing on the pedestal. The sword pommel pops open. And you see a button.[/b] >Press button? >Don't press button? [spoiler]This might be one of the most important choices you make.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]really.....[/spoiler] *Looks to the mystery woman* You know anything about this?
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[i]"Like I said....I have never seen this before."[/i]
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Well, let's find out *Presses*
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[b]A giant white portal opens in front of the blade. You can't see into it. [/b]
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Interesting *Looks over to the mystery woman* You coming?
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[i]"Well I'm not sure how- OH MY GOD!"[/i] "Oh come on buttercup. You gunna treat your ole flame like that?" [b]You turn. And you see him. It's...The deity.[/b] "YOU. See what happens when you just forget about me? SHIT. Hits the fan! Like, whoever is writing this TOTALLY wanted you to suffer." [spoiler]Every wondered what would happen if you mixed deadpool and handsome Jack?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Huh, didn't see that one coming[/spoiler] Um......what?!
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"Oh come on man! You treated me like that one retard in school you didn't want to talk to! I was so offended! And left!"
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I'm so confused......
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"Oh for f[u]u[/u]cks sake I. AM. BACK. Reaaaaad. MY. Lipssssss!" [i]"Nonono....."[/i] "Oh calm down sheik we both now your having an orgasm at the sight of me. NOW!" [b]He grabs the fierce deity blade and pulls it out of the pedestal.[/b] "Ohhhh how's baby doing? Is baby doing good? Ohhhh yes. Who's the best? You are!" [b]He begins making baby faces with the Blade....[/b]
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*Coughs* Hello?
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 1/11/2016 11:08:17 PM[b]He looks up at you.[/b] "What? Oh. Hey kid." [i]"I....I need to go."[/i] "Ya that's what your sister said." [b]Sheik disappears[/b] "Haha! Sneaky bitch. Alright kid. Guess I should congratulate you on killing that old dragon. Finally got him off my back! Well...actually he's with me wherever I go now but...he should be shut up for most of the Time now! Good job kid!"
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Thanks? I guess? How are you here?
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"Well you of course! You put the blade together. And so that gave you the key to my death! In a sense, you broke me out of a VERY boring jail cell. And now! I can rebuild the good O'l empire!"
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Oooookay........ I'm not sure what to do now....
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"Live! Preferably! Well! Where is the nearest spot I can take a piss?"
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Outside I guess
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"What? No. Come on man. I helped you save all your buds! There's gotta be a place around here somewhere! How about that snazzy dojo of yours? Ah? Ya? Come on man I really gotta go like seriously."
