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1/9/2016 4:05:17 PM
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[b]She slaps him and feeds the baby[/b]
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[b]a red hand mark is imprinted on his face[/b] "Uhhh.. We got a potato? Johns half eaten taco? [b]john quickly devours the rest of the taco[/b]
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"Jesus! I'd breastfeed the thing if I could"
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[b]he chucks potatoes at it[/b]
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[b]She catches one and feeds it to the baby[/b]
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[b]the baby munches on it happily, but throws it up eventually[/b] "Well... He's screwed."
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"Indeed"
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[b]he laughs[/b] "I just terrified this poor pregnant woman."
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"Who?"
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"God, I dunno. She was looking for a medic and I just ran up with a coat hangar scream DONT WORRY, I GOT YOU"
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[b]She starts to hysterically laugh, tears of joy in her eyes[/b] "THAT'S THE GREATEST THING EVER!"
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[b]he laughs hysterically[/b]
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[b]She keeps laughing[/b]
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[b]he gets up laughing for a moment before he realized the child's gone[/b] "...I Think the kids dead..."
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"Oh god..."
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[b]he jumps up, looking for it[/b]
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[b]She does the same[/b]
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[b]gunshots ring out[/b]
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"What!"
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[b]as you walk over, a bandit lay wounded on the floor, shooting an unloaded handgun at Lucas. The kid is in the bandits arms[/b]
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[b]She runs over and kicks his face in[/b]
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[b]lucas pulls the mask back on and drags him into a ditch,dumping a bag of rats onto his soon to be corpse after he had already severed his arms with a fire axe[/b]
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"Holy shit"
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[b]he jumps in, among the rats, tearing the still living man apart with a clawed hand and a Bowie knife, retrieving the child and handing it to Willow before pulling a needle and thread, jumping back into the pit.[/b]
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[b]She doesn't take the kid and instead pukes all over her feet[/b]
