In full armor, John 117 known famously as Master Chief stepped into the shower sliding the door closed behind him. The hot water Faucet squeaked as he turned it. He swayed his body sensually left and right under the gentle steamy spray as it rinsed the soapy suds from his armor plating. The door suddenly slid open, but Master Chief didn't turn to look. He knew exactly who was joining him. Figured it was only a matter of time, he said in his gruff voice. It was his trusty Alien partner, Arbiter who stepped into the shower with him, and shut the door again. Master Chief could then feel something stiff and hot rubbing against the plating on the rear of his thigh. I warned you to never point a weapon at me, Master Chief said cooly. Arbiter slowly lifted his head above Chief's shoulder grazing the stubble on his split jaw against the side of Master Chief's helmet. You afraid I'll shoot?, he replied. That depends, said Master Chief. What kind of shooting are we talking about here? Arbiter smiled as convincingly as his hideous face would allow. White hot Plasma, he whispered. The best kind. Master Chief could suddenly feel Arbiter's Plasma Pistol charging with a force he had never felt in all his years of experience in his years under the United Nations Space Command. And he found himself in an incredibly sticky situation. He then felt Arbiter press the pulsating weapon against his lower back. Master Chief quickly reached behind him and grabbed the hot quivering barrel of Arbiter's pistol. I knew right away I wouldn't be able to hold all that Plasma for long. Master Chief turned his head, smirking behind his visor. Better take your shot.

I'm surprised 343 has a Halo 3 Chief statue. Thought they had this inexplicable hatred of anything Bungie designed.

And grifball..eventually

Please bring infection back! And new versions of Helljumper armor!

Hope they bring gravity hammer and brute shot back

3 months later and we still do not have staple Halo gametypes and a severe lack of Arena (in total and unique) maps. The game is fun as all hell, but it's clear Halo 5 was not ready to ship in October.

People still play this?

I predict: 2 new maps, 35 REQ items.

Please have Infection Please have Infection Please have Infection Please have Infection Please have Infection Please have Infection Please have Infection Please have Infection

Real new maps or just forge maps

Cool