Go
Edit: inb4 you ask the reason you cannot go to me...
[quote]Well, what happened was a former member of the dev team programmed the death counter as an FU after he was fired. Hidden within that coding was "self-destruct" protocol which would explode all organic and inorganic materials across the globe if anyone attempted to delete it.
Thus making you unable to approach me...it's for the safety of all mankind...[/quote]
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hello
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Ain't no mountain high enough!
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What mountain [spoiler]yes I know this is satire[/spoiler]
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What if I don't give a shit about humanity and approach you anyways?
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Is there gold in them thar hills?
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Why did you not move when Indy's Plane was charging you?
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Do the Dew.
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What mountain
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Fuel beams can't melt steel jet
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Why not THE BOULDER?
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Hey mountain bro.
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Why can't you be [b]The[/b] Mountain? Maybe decimate your enemies, kill a prince, then become a mindless zombie knight...;)
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Hi. Bye.
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Bet I could throw a football over you.
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I thought they said "Those mountains." WHICH ONE ARE YOU?
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The one you can see from the tower? :O
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Jet beams can't melt steel fuel. 9/11 did Bush
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Edited by An Engram Full Of Bees: 1/9/2016 1:40:31 AM[b]Inb4[/b] the Hound comes back to life and kicks the Mountain's ass.
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.... i am the sea! [spoiler]you can't take that away from me.[/spoiler]
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WHY CANT I GO TO YOU?
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Y u crush oberyn's head?
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Do you know That Hill?
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I'm that hill wassup bish
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Why so serious ? https://youtu.be/BbMqAeYo2uE
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Do you know That octopus?
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Meep.