originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
[spoiler]LOL[/spoiler]
He throws the sword and begins to punc h and smack the shit ut of everything that closes in
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[b]They fly back and explode when they land on the ground. Coating the Near-God of hotness. But the blood knows it is not worthy of coating such a divine figure of badassery and flies off his armour. More monsters attack the tank man[/b]
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"If i had a penny for how many of you where an actual threat, id be poor!" The man said as he flailed on fo the cratures agianst the others
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[b]Thousands of the monsters drop dead due to the amazing one-liner. Others begin to cry. Then. A much larger beast makes his way through the crowd. And let's out a loud roar. And charges at you.[/b]
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"You seem fun enoguht to kill!" Salazar smiles and charge towards the one beast that didnt seemed afraid of him
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[b]The beast kicks Salazar. Sending him a total of....wait for it...2 inches back. He then swings his club down on him[/b]
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Salazar jumps hgih towards the beast wrappign his arm aroudn the beast into a one armed RKO
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[b]His head completely explodes and his body falls to the ground. Killing at least 60 Of beasts. [/b] [b]Explosions![/b]
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"congratulations you lasted soem seconds mroe than the average msonte,r who is next!?"