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Edited by BornfromtheVoid:
1/9/2016 10:37:12 PM
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Have codes for Gears 1-Judgment
If you want one of the 4 codes reply with which one and something funny. Already have all of them. Also I couldn't care less about these extra codes so if you don't put any effort in it, it won't hurt me to forget about them.
Edit: Gave away Gears 3 code. BTW crazy Hitler/Jesus fetishes not a good way to get codes.
Edit: Gave away Gears 2 code. Judgment and Gears 1 left.
Edit: Judgment has been given away only code left is for Gears of War 1.
Edit: all codes gone. Thanks for the laughs guys!
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1 ReplyGears 1 "How many psychiatrists does it take to Change a lightbulb" [spoiler]1, but the lightbulb has to want to change[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by MydogThor: 1/9/2016 6:29:50 PMThree guys are traveling through the Amazon jungle when suddenly they get caught by an ancient tribe. The tribe leader tells them that they all need to get ten of the same fruit or they will die. The first guy comes back with ten apples and the tribe leader tells him that he must shove all ten apples up his ass one at a time without making a face or he will die. He takes the first apple and shoves it up his ass and he grimaces. So the tribe killed him. The second guys comes back with ten grapes and the tribe leader tells him the same. The second guy was able to put nine grapes up his ass and at the tenth grape he starts to laugh. So the tribe kills him. Up in heaven the first guy says to the second "what happened, you had it made, you could've lived" The second says "I know but I saw the third guy show up with pineapples "
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4 RepliesEdited by Genocidests : 1/9/2016 6:12:51 PM
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Judgement. Don't judge me..
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6 RepliesCodes plz In the year 2025 in the halls of the Reichschancellory a German soldier was running to an office. when he reached the door he dropkicked it open. "Mine Furor! The Americans are inside Berlin!" Adolph Hitler, king of Neo-Germany, looked up from his volksdesk rapidly. "Mein gott in Himmel! I must escape!" Quickly he ran to his secret underground laboratory. Scientists were running around and conducting scientific experiments. "Active the time machine!" shouted Hitler. Hitler could hear Americans shouting in the tunnel behind him, murdering innocent German scientists and soldiers to satiate their blood lust. "But mine Furor, the temporal coordinates are not set! You could be sent ANYWHERE!" "It is irrelevant, fool! I must survive so that National Socialism can continue!" The thoroughly chastised scientist activated the time machine, and Hitler was thrown through time - to 29AD! When Hitler stepped through the portal he saw a beautiful man with blue eyes and a long beard. "Greetings, my son," he said. Hitler looked around. "Where am I?" "In Israel, my son. Come, have lunch with me. My name is Jesus Christ." Hitler was instantly amazed. He had been a devout Christian all his life and he was honored to eat dinner with Jesus. During lunch Hitler explained the tenets of National Socialism to the Messiah. To his delight, Jesus loved it! Within an hour Jesus was won over to National Socialism. Hitler felt joy in his heart. National Socialism would live again! While they were talking Hitler found himself checking out Jesus' tight bod. If he wasn't Furor of Germany... But he wasn't Furor anymore,was he? That night when Hitler and Jesus were in bed together Hitler said "Jesus, what do you think of... love between men?" "What do you mean, Hitler?" Jesus asked. Hitler took a deep breath. He would have to be bold. "This is what I mean." He leaned over and started Frenching with the Lord. At the same time he reached down and started tugging on his already turgid member (Christ slept in the buff). Jesus broke off the kiss. "Hitler I - I don't know if I can do this. It feels so good, so right, but I'm afraid. I've never been with another man before." "I've never been with a man, either, Jesus. I'm scared, just like you are, but we can't let our fears rule us! I love you, Jesus. Do you love me?" Hitler's eyes had tears in them. Jesus smiled. "Yes, Hitler. I love you." They embraced. Again, they kissed passionately. Hitler continued to jerk Christ off. When he began to tense up Hitler lowered his head to Christ's stiff member and caught Christ's sticky seed in his mouth. There was an incredible amount of it and it splashed everywhere. When Hitler rose up again Jesus locked lips with him. He could taste his own salty semen in Hitler's mouth, and he didn't care. Jesus was happy for the first time in his life.
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Edited by Its Washable: 1/9/2016 4:46:53 PMGears judgement A bird and a worm are sitting on a branch watching a man get into his car. The worm says nothing because worms cant talk and the bird eats the worm and flys away because birds eat worms
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Gears 2 please. [spoiler]How do you know when it's time to kick a midget in the balls? When he walks up to your girlfreind and says her hair smells nice.[/spoiler]
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Gears 1 the joke why did the horse cross the road[spoiler]the chicken needed a day off[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by Keyan: 1/9/2016 2:57:16 PMMy ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish [spoiler]she liked to dress up as herself and act like a -blam!-ing bitch all the time![/spoiler] [spoiler]I don't want codes. In fact, I have some extra...[/spoiler] [spoiler]Should probably do something with those...[/spoiler] [spoiler]Nevermind they're all gone[/spoiler]
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Give 2 pls
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Edited by Mechetti: 1/9/2016 3:17:00 PMIs that gif worthy of Gears 2 (If 2 is already taken, Judgement)? Are gifs allowed? I'll add a joke, just in case.[spoiler]A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.” “I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.” They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”[/spoiler]
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Judgement- A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’
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Gears 3 please. My joke: [spoiler]GOW JUDGEMENT [/spoiler]
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This is some the funniest shit ever made right here. Give it a peak. All of you guys as well.
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Gears code plz [spoiler]not very original so just look up star wars on robot chicken[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesGears 3 Joke:[spoiler]Fallout 4 is better than Skyrim[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyBurn those codes
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Gears codes plz Will give succi succi
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I hate dying :/
