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Edited by Azula:
7/4/2016 1:45:58 AM
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Awkward moments with strangers?
Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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4 RepliesEdited by BlinksAlot: 1/14/2016 11:03:03 AMI had a recent one when I went into a movie theater bathroom after the new Star Wars movie. I was pretty drunk and the bathroom wasn't crowded after a movie for once and as I walked through the bathroom door a very ugly women blocked my way. I paused for a moment unconsciously startled by her gross face and wondering if she or I went through the wrong door until she told me in a shrill feminine voice to get out. So I immediately went into the other bathroom only to see a far more attractive woman yell at me to get out. [spoiler] after I looked at the signs again to see I was right the first time so I figure it was either a really ugly woman who went into the wrong bathroom on purpose or a man in drag.[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesEdited by GrimDivinations: 1/10/2016 3:22:02 AM*be me* *be 7* *be inside a clothing store at a mall* *sees a bin full of panties* *grab pink lace thong* *go to your sister and tease her by saying "hey didn't you want [i][b]these?![/b][/i]"* *sister turns around* [spoiler]*its not your sister* *run away*[/spoiler]
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10 RepliesEdited by Diddy Party Survivor: 1/10/2016 3:52:19 AMI walk into my the kitchen during our annual "school is over party". My gf's sister is getting a drink. I slap her ass and grab her hips. She turns around and looks at me in amazement of what I've done. I stayed in my room for the rest of the night. For those who know mssquirrelhero, she doesn't know this happened so don't tell her :)
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At school I had to urinate so bad that I ran into the wrong bathroom. It smelled like bloody tampons then I got the hell out of there.
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Some stranger came up to me and said, "You don't sleep much. You also have played baseball. And, you are a hard worker." And he was right. That was absolutely astonishing.
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Some kid came up to me and said, cool thing, CAN I HAVE IT!??!?!?? [spoiler]i killed a man with a new song and the rest of the year of the world [/spoiler]
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This old woman got angry at me for sitting in the elderly/disabled seat on the bus. There was a seat right next to me but she insisted I move. As I got up I explained that I do actually have a disability and have just as much a right to sit there as she does, and then she sat down in my seat and offered me the other one. Like, -blam!-ing hell.
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6 RepliesOne time a random little girl walked up to me and asked me why I looked so angry, And when I said this is my normal face she refused to believe me.
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I'm always really awkward at drive thru speakers. :s
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1 ReplySomeone didn't lock the bathroom door on a plane and was just jacking off in the middle of the flight. At the exact moment I froze, the flight attendant looked in at him over my shoulder. She nearly passed out. Thankfully the plane was getting ready to land so it was over quickly.
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1 ReplyAnytime in an elevator
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2 RepliesAn old woman once told me to move to Ireland in a restaurant.
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5 Repliesi waited for 15 seconds holding a door for a girl to the mens bathroom
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3 Replies╭☞( ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)╭☞ \ . .\ \ . \ /╰U╯\
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1 ReplyHitler gets 420 no scoped https://youtu.be/jjx69oGIiUQ
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9 RepliesEdited by ALoafOfBagels: 2/1/2016 1:30:25 AMThis is just a caution that this story is just bizzare beyond belief, and all true. Like literally so weird no one could make this up. Ok so I live in a neighborhood that is somewhat spread out, and this isn't a shady/ghetto neighborhood. Nice houses and nice people: except for one man. I've never dared stepped into his house or tried to talk to him because he is so eccentric. I don't even know his name for -blam!- sake. So I like to run: at around 6:00 a.m I like to get up and take a jog, but a couple minutes in I'll end up at the start of a trail, but this man's house is right at the start of it. He is around his 60s-70s from what I can see. But that's all I know. And every morning he will go up to a bay window, and stand there completely naked. Ballsack and all. He'll just stand there and look me in the eyes, flexing his morning wood. One time I stopped, just stared at him, and he stared at me. Then I pulled out my phone, and he ran away frantically. Then the next morning I got up earlier so he wouldn't see me and taped a sign on his door window saying, "If you stare at me with twig and berries hanging out once more, I will call the police." Next morning I get up to jog, get to the trail, then this time he's wearing his speedo. That's right. Practically a rainbow man-thong. And this time he is smirking and flicking me off and dancing around, so I get on the trail and call the cops and tell them about this demonic perv. I finish the trail and turn around to head home, and lone behold I see two police cars and the man getting into the back of one of them, handcuffed and everything and he glances at me menacingly. And I've never seen him since.
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Nani skamash kima?
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18 RepliesEvery time people stopped my family to compliment me and my sisters' hair (we all have some form of red). Literally everywhere we went.
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1 Reply1500th comment \(•-• )/
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Called a stranger by a friends name cuz he looked like my friend from behind and he turned around I was like wtf
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The hallway was crowded so I had to go sideways against the wall. A short girl backed up not knowing I was there her ass was on my crotch and she turned around and just smiled. It's a nice ass though
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8 RepliesYou at the KFC drive through and seeing crota and omnigal on a date.
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Every time I go outside. Every single interaction I have with strangers is incredibly awkward. Socially awkward ftw
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5 RepliesEvery single interaction with strangers is awkward.
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Being thirsty then proceeding to make an attempt at a woman is a pretty interesting experience.
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1 ReplyEveryone thinks I'm 2 years older then I am and I trip over my words while talking every 2.1 sentences Other than that I have trouble with focus and people think I'm staring sometimes when I'm in drugged as heck out of it mode
