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Edited by Azula:
7/4/2016 1:45:58 AM
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Awkward moments with strangers?
Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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1 ReplyEdited by Nano DreamzZ: 2/17/2016 10:37:06 PMLet's be honest this must have happened to at least a few of you: when you start talking to someone but soon realise they are looking past you and talking to someone else or they have an ear piece in xD
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Edited by stripward: 2/22/2016 5:48:26 AMI never use public transportation. Buses. One time I had to because my mom had to head out of the city and my grandpa doesn't have a car. (idk why he didn't cab it. maybe he wanted to save money) So my grandpa took me and my sister home in a bus. :/ It had been my first time in years. 4-5 years of no busing. What could go wrong? Oh yes. As I'm sitting there beside my grandpa, some fatass falls on me. He didn't apologize either and this is Canada for heavens sake. :/ I haven't taken the bus since.
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I've had a lot of awkward moments in life, but I can't think of anything so bad that when I think of it, it still makes me feel awkward.
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All of them
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2 RepliesEdited by The MemeMister: 2/19/2016 1:30:21 AMI was really young I was at a friends bday party and this girl came up to me and was a complete jerk so I took her shoe and this guy came up to me and starts chewing me out then he's all like where are your parents little boy and then I ran out of the place as fast as I could
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1 ReplyTight hallway. Me and woman i dont know are both walking in the middle. We did the whole switcharoni thing where "I go left, you go right" except we bumped into each other and had solid eye contact. It was awkward enough, however, [spoiler]i had a slight boner from a daydream[/spoiler] and yeah...
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1 ReplyI worked at Soldier Field during the Bears' season. Lots of strange moments, but this one female was completely drunk one game. She'd stand about 3in from me, touching my face & hugged me a bunch. I didn't mind cause she was cute, but it's funny cause her bf was just standing there & had to break us up cause she didn't stop. She then blew a kiss as he pulled her away
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3 RepliesYea, they wouldn't explain why they didn't have time to explain what they were doing
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Out with friends on day off (we were working at a summer camp) and are eating at a restaurant. Some crazy redneck guy comes up to us and lectures is about philosophy and random shit. Just imagine that randy from my name is earl is trying to teach you about the universe just from memory (IQ was measurable on a ruler). Also I'm pretty sure his "kid" was abducted since he said "hehe that kid loves gummy bears, he always comes if I promise him some!"
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3 RepliesI have long hair so sometimes people will call me a girl and I have to act like one cause well I dunno it it uhh it really awkward for me
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Edited by Pro: 2/17/2016 6:52:25 PMWhen I was a kid, a hugged a lady I thought was my mom. Two separate times.
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2 RepliesOrdering Starbucks I reached out to hold the cashier hand ha we both make eye contact and then.... He held my hand till I finished ordering ha ha that went better then expected :|
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2 RepliesI was going in the elevator when the door opened some girl and her mom were standing on opposite sides then she moved over to her moms side when I came it so I just though: she probably just rather stand next to her mom than a stranger: so I go into the spot she was I and her and her mom start talking to each other Girl: Why that face? Mom: that was rude. So I'm standing there wondering what she did then this egg smell kicks in and then there like... Mom: Don't do that in confined spaces Girl: I couldn't hold it in Then I realized she just made me stand in her fart ._.
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1 Reply>implying i interact with people
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Edited by Masshole: 2/17/2016 5:34:18 AMWasn't really awkward, but noteworthy nonetheless. I was over my cousins' house one night, just to stop by and say hi during the holidays. Anyways, me and my sister were sitting at the kitchen table. My dad, his sister (our aunt) and our mom were in the other room. Only one of my cousins was home that night (20, 17, and 15, and all girls). The 20 and 17 year old were out, while the 15 year old was upstairs and had other friends over (she's insanely shy). Because I don't have the best eyesight, I have a tendency of not being able to identify people from afar. The door opens, and I think it's my 17 year old cousin (blonde hair, kind of pale, roughly similar height). Little did I know, it was one of the 15 year old's friend. I waved with a bit too much enthusiasm and said hi (you know, the holidays), and she did the same, even though she had no idea who I was. It wasn't until she actually walked across that I realized it wasn't my 17 year old cousin. That was probably for the better, because some mistakes don't need to be corrected right away. Thankfully, we both played it off as not weird for a first encounter, but it could've been.
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5 RepliesWent in for a hand shake that was actually a high five so when we high fived, I grabbed their hand to shake it and it just ended in me swinging their arm back and fourth lightly. I apologised later hahah
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Well it wasn't a stranger, but I'll go anyways. So my buddy asks if I want to join him and a few other friends for a movie. So I go, and it turns out everyone bailed except for me and this girl who was super shy but seemed like sorta comfortable around my friend. Being the good friend I am I go and get popcorn and drinks and shit. I go back to our seats in the far corner of the theater, and upon arrival I ask which stuff is for who. I had to stop mid-sentence because I realized that my friend was getting blown. So I sorta just left them their stuff and went and sat somewhere else. Ironically enough, that's how I met my (now ex) girlfriend
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5 RepliesI was hooking up with this girl in my friends basement when suddenly my friends walks in while my dick is in her hand looks straight at me and says "I know u kinda busy hooking up rn but me and the guys are trying to get a tournament going in 2k and wanted to know if u want in
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13 RepliesEdited by Lord Zeiche: 1/10/2016 11:27:36 PMSo I'm dating this girl. Turns out that she has a twin. [b]I didn't know that.[/b] It maybe would have been nice if she ya know, TOLD ME. Not my finest moments, I'm sure that you can easily figure out the rest.
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I had a very nice conversation with a young Asian guy in a suit sitting in the middle of the mall
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13 RepliesOne time it was me and these two girls in an elevator. The 2 girls then started making out. I asked if I could join and they said yes. We then got down on the floor and did it in the elevator. When the elevator stopped in the next floor, the people who were waiting looked like they had seen a ghost. They then came in and joined us. We were going so ham that the elevator collapsed and we all died. THE END
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13 RepliesI saw my friend's mom naked in the bathroom, I thought no one was in it and that happened
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Those long metal communal urinals...
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3 RepliesWas visiting another state and I asked a girl out in front of her dad.
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8 RepliesEdited by Loxzoren: 2/5/2016 5:38:52 AMOh this is good. Two days ago I was just doing me and decided to take the bus to meet a friend at this park. On my way to this park, I met this girl. Her name was Samantha. She was really cute and I thought she was cool. Bus finally arrives after her and I have been talking for about ten minutes. Turns out as I was about to let her on the bus before me, (because I have manners) she told me she wasn't getting on. I was confused and asked her why. She replied "I only came over here to talk with you because I thought you were cute." And she left. After boarding the bus I was heading to my destination with new found confidence. Day dreaming about this beautiful girl, I was instantly removed from this day dream because I let out a roaring fart. I scared myself out of the day dream to look around and find four people turned around staring at me. I felt like I was on The Voice. That is all. Continue with your day you wonderful humans :]
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4 RepliesEdited by BlinksAlot: 1/14/2016 11:03:03 AMI had a recent one when I went into a movie theater bathroom after the new Star Wars movie. I was pretty drunk and the bathroom wasn't crowded after a movie for once and as I walked through the bathroom door a very ugly women blocked my way. I paused for a moment unconsciously startled by her gross face and wondering if she or I went through the wrong door until she told me in a shrill feminine voice to get out. So I immediately went into the other bathroom only to see a far more attractive woman yell at me to get out. [spoiler] after I looked at the signs again to see I was right the first time so I figure it was either a really ugly woman who went into the wrong bathroom on purpose or a man in drag.[/spoiler]
