Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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When i was a kid, my family went to a store and when I got out, i went to hug my dad. Only it wasn't my dad, just a random guy that got out of his car right next to ours at the same time. I cringe to myself.
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Communication barrier between an afghan and I when he offered for me to drink from a Porta potty vacuum hose. He thought it was funny I wondered what the -blam!- he was doing in my tent.
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Edited by I am Scr3aming: 3/4/2016 1:48:14 PMG'mornin as walks past random Realises is 4pm
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Edited by Braun700: 3/4/2016 4:06:41 AMI was in the bathroom and my boss walked in and asked when I use gloves. [spoiler]yes, I was confused too[/spoiler]
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So I went swimming with my friend and his brother And we were getting changed When a old old guy walked into our changing cubicle thing NAKED and just stood there in shock when he realised it was the wrong cubicle Not only that He was erect and tried to change the subject with small talk... #scaredforlife
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At lunch and I see a friend at another table I throw a carrot at him but it misses Hits a tray of ketchup and doses the kid next to him wearing a white shirt Slowly turn around [spoiler]He never liked me anyways....[/spoiler]
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I have tourettes and my twitch is I wink without realizing it One day I was waiting a table at work and it was a couple about my age. I look the girl dead in the face and apparently winked because her boyfriend got pissed. I had to explain the situation and the guy got so embarrassed. [spoiler]15 dollar tip though[/spoiler]
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Cashier at Pizza Hut tried to hit on me and my friend Let's just say she wasn't very attractive...
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Was at park for school trip. Me and my best friend, which was a girl, decided we should hang out. We proceeded to hang with friends, then left them so we could have alone time because it was chaotic. We were both polar opposites, but somehow we clicked. We proceeded into a kiss, and at the moment right before we kissed... My bro (Nickname for my friend that was a boy) came and patted my back and asked "You want to play some B ball?" Next day I asked him if he knew what was going on, and he didn't have a clue. I proceeded to tell him. His face for the rest of the day? 0_______0'
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Once called a stranger mom
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When you walk inside the wrong classroom and sit down. Then you realize it's the wrong classroom.
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Dude almost ran me over
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Meeting the exo stranger
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This is the Ham at his sexiest, post to 10 threads for good luck
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Gassing myself
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Walking into the bathroom while the guy that works there is pooping. The restroom was one of those small ones in the stores.
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Edited by ClusiveC: 1/9/2016 11:47:32 PMDamn, that's awkward as hell. I accidentally went into the wrong bathroom once, but I've never used the bathroom in there. I don't think I've ever seen a woman in the men's bathroom. Remember back when everyone was still playing Halo PC and Halo CE (Custom Edition)? And Xfire was the shit? Back when you had to aim like 2 inches in front of everyone to shoot them, and the host had ridiculous advantages? I had this really idosyncratic-stupid moment once with this chick in this clan I'd joined on this old... I wanna say "clanwars" website, but I can't remember the name. It had a bunch of clans on it with rankigs and stuff. It's a long story, but bottomline is that I ducked, dodged and dipped my way out of this awkward conversation
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This was in middle school and I was getting breakfast from the line. Two black girls are behind me and start telling me how cute I am and if I had a girlfriend. Needless to say I was flustered and blushed like a tomato. I had no clue what to say and just nodded my head the whole time.
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My life is a series of awkward interactions, both with strangers and people I know. So really nothing specific.
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"Enjoy your food" "You too" *Die
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How's about awkward moments with [i]The[/i] Stranger? Come on people in waiting.
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I was pissing at a urinal during the second week of college and someone from my bio class came out from a stall behind me. College had just started, I hadn't really gotten to know anyone yet, but this guy decides it's the perfect time to strike up a conversation. He's standing slightly behind me, acting overly friendly (I hate strangers who act like you're bffs), while I'm taking a leak in a public bathroom with other people aroynd. Apparently my hesitation to answer his questions and one word replies weren't enough of a hint to go the -blam!- away.
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Stranger: Happy Birthday! Me: You too
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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" "thanks you too!" *Shit.....
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Someone waved at someone behind me and I waved back and I noticed it wasn't for me so I just walked away I cry everytime
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Sometimes I make eye contact with people for a really long time, I feel like I'm starring through them. They always walk away really fast.