Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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Edited by Heart of Sand: 1/10/2016 2:12:50 PMSent one of [i]those[/i] snaps to the wrong person. She was in one of my classes [spoiler]We were teacher aides for a gym coach so it was only us 2 in an office[/spoiler] [spoiler]everday For an hour[/spoiler]
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I was waiting in line for a ride at six flags and I was looking for the railing behind me without looking I accidentally touched a girls ass,I immediately stopped looked directly at the wall away from her and just froze up while she stared at me for good 5 seconds.
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Solaris seems like a jerk
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Every encounter with a stranger is awkward for me
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Who's Solaris?
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Anytime someone I don't know ask me a question. I stumble over my words so bad that I'm pretty sure I sound like Yoda kore than half the time.
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When an old man farts me at the face
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Went to go shake somebodies hand and he didn't let go so it was an awkward 30 seconds
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Farting so loud and wet in a small public space and not hiding it. Breathe it in folks.
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The moment when 2 8th grade girls tried to hit on me while I was eating lunch at a local mall, turned awkward for them when I told them I was in my second year of highschool, they immidiatly looked at each other with a "oh crap" expression then got up, said bye, and left Lol
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High School We'll call man cleaning trays U U "Thanks" Me"Have a nice day" Now realizes got complemented Both "Thanks ha-" Both stop Both try again, same time I just say thanks and leave, with the line behind laughing.
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How about akward moments in general. During a band trip we were staying at a hotel in a giant mall and it was almost time to get back to the hotel. Me and my shopping group find another shopping group, A victorias secret is right across from us. Stupid kid in other group is facing and full out staring in the store, old people walk by and stare at the little perv he is as they walk right in front of him.
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A manniquin in a department store broke (it was a female manniquin, btw) and one of the employees asked me to help.... Apparently a leg and a arm had broken off. It was very awkward, considering that the manniquin did not have any clothes on.
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Well I made out with a complete stranger before. Highschool and I was dumb and young
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Being with strangers
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Same thing happened to me one time, -blam!-in guy forgot to lock the stall door. After that I started scouting out the best (emptiest) floors to take a dump on.
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