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Edited by Azula:
7/4/2016 1:45:58 AM
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Awkward moments with strangers?
Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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Edited by Sylok: 1/14/2016 3:42:47 AM
Sylokjim.bones is a chomo - old
Said thank ya ma'am to a male employee at the mall...(hadn't slept over an hour in the last 2 days then). Yeah, I just kinda corrected myself and apologized many times and noped out of the store. [spoiler]i was rewarded with a grill coming to tell me I looked cute, so now I believe in Karma[/spoiler] -
I too experienced a shitting lady in a bathroom and I was charging my phone in the bathroom cause it was dying. When she was done she even apologized to me because she shit so bad and loud. I was like oh haha it's okay... She really didn't have to apologize..
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I was walking with a couple friends and didn't realize we were next to a bar, some guy wearing a large hat comes out of nowhere and starts talking about just anything, I thought he had like a strong Russian accent or whatever and commented on his accent and his hat and he just laughed and went back in the bar.. At that moment I just realized he was drunk and his speech was just slurred.
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1 ReplyI once fell down some stairs back in high school.
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At a private pool I was there just for fun, diving One time i got out and there was this naked kid (male) running from his dad crying Yeah it was awkward, be walked right past me
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Woke up after a very crazy party with the overwhelming need to use the restroom. I ran in sat down and let's just say beer, pizza, and drunken cereal are not a good mix. Well mid explosion I hear someone barfing. I open the shower curtains to find a girl had passed out in the tub that night. I closed the shower clean up and walk out. I didn't cone out of my room until my buddy assured me she left
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When I was in 4th grade it got caught looking at my teachers tits
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1 ReplyWas eating a banana in school. Made the worst mistake to make eye contact with my crush. My friends saw me do that as well. Now they hold it against me when I try to talk to her.
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1 ReplyCut the cheese in a safe area Not so safe, co worker walks into a hot mess The silence smells so...so bad
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Edited by SnowySwag101: 1/13/2016 5:23:37 AMWhen your gf walks in on you and her sis...I'm married to the sister now... When I was 7 I ran away from my parents. I went to a ally. Bad Move! Let's say that someone's ass was being wrecked...Not mine lol
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I've also seen an old lady in the bathroom at Walmart.... Prepare yourselves for the walmartians
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Not necessarily strangers but in class one time I had on a tight sweater. Took of the sweater and my shirt came off with it. Whole class saw my scrawny top half for a solid 15 seconds while I struggled to get the shirt out of my sweater.
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>go to public pool >see 5 girls all drop their suits in front of you and jump In >walk away pretending not to notice (I have more of wanted)
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3 RepliesAn old lady once caught me and this female having inappropriate relations in a car at a school parking lot.
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3 RepliesEye contact at the urinal SMH...
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When I was 13, me and my friends were in a grocery shop getting some food. When I was buying my breakfast roll at the counter, this old woman started to fu[i]c[/i]king [i][u]stroke my hair[/u][/i]. I actually told her to piss off.
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When i was a kid maybe 11 or 12 i was peeing in a movie theater urinnal when a random guy peeing in the urinnal next to mine peers over looking at my dick and says "dam it even kids are outduein me now." I said what, then he told me to mind my own business and walked out without washing his hands.
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5 Replies[quote]Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor[/quote] Were you describing where the bathroom was, or did you pee on the floor?
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14 RepliesI was around 7, still a human, and I was running around a store in a clothing section, and I bumped into a lady who turned around, and began talking to me as if I was her son. "John be careful! If your not I may have to beat you tonight!" After I heard that I screamed and ran towards where my mother was.
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12 RepliesBump I'll post mine when the thread grows
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Poking them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Every moment with a stranger is awkward for me
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Was taking a piss in the wooded area of the ski slope. Guy slides up 6 feet upslope. Looks down and goes ah my bad man. Skis off without another word
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It happens
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Some employee at party city caught me stuffing candy into my pockets...I was like 6
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4 RepliesEdited by Heart of Sand: 1/10/2016 2:12:50 PMSent one of [i]those[/i] snaps to the wrong person. She was in one of my classes [spoiler]We were teacher aides for a gym coach so it was only us 2 in an office[/spoiler] [spoiler]everday For an hour[/spoiler]
