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Edited by Azula:
7/4/2016 1:45:58 AM
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Awkward moments with strangers?
Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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4 RepliesWhen i was at a dance some chick came up to me and started to dance. I stopped and just looked at her. She wasn't that attractive and i just noped out of there
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5 RepliesI work construction. One day I opened a porta-potty door and found Teddy in there. 400 pound African American Pants around ankles Arms sprawled out Sleeping. Yes sleeping.
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2 RepliesI'm in a stall taking a dump and some guy walks into the next. It was fine and then he put his hand on my side asked for toilet paper. A bit awkward
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Farting strangers are the funniest.
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3 Replies1) I was playing touch footy and a girl on the other team had the ball, so I went to touch her and accidentally touched her boobs, lol. 2) A girl that like me started walking next to me, it was awkward, she was speaking to me then she had to go, later she came back and hit my butt with hers, I cri evry tim. 3) A different girl that likes me asked me out and I said no, she cried for 2 days, :P. 4) That same girl in this story ^ was on her period and we could see the blood. Just realised all of them were about girls, lol.
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9 RepliesWhen your sister walks in on you and your boyfriend.
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8 RepliesYears ago, I was invited to a very close friend's graduation party. It was at a beach in a public park, but I had never been to it and didn't realize it had several entrances. I end up going into the parking lot that was about a ten minute walk from the beach; it was a lovely day and a pleasant walk. I saw a guy who had to be in late 40s, maybe early 50s walking his bike. I asked if he knew the direction of the beach. He pointed me in the right direction and walked with me a bit. We had some idle chat, and then at one point he asked, "So, are you horny?" I calmly said, "Not really, no." He then asked if I was getting any, and I told him that my ex and I were quite content with what we were doing at the time. After a moment, he wished me a good day and good luck finding the beach, and he rode off. Like always, it took a few minutes for me to register what had just happened. The odd thing is I was never freaked out during the exchange.
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6 RepliesLol I have lots.... One of my worst was having a bee fly up my pants at the water park, and awkwardly trying to get him out without dropping my pants
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1 ReplyOne time in high school I was walking along the halls semi swinging my arms, it was a prettt crowded hallway since the bell rang. Then while swinging my arms some girl slowed down in front of me and my hand went directly in between her legs, needless to say she wasn't ugly and she never confronted me about it lol
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I did that with one of my roommates once it was super weird because he didn't have the light on so I thought no one was in the bathroom.
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I once took off my clothes and shit on a random Guys lap and took his dog
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18 RepliesI touched the butt on accident.
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13 RepliesGirl asked me what manga I was reading, I got nervous, proceed to spend the next half hour awkwardly trying to have a conversation, later went home and cringed.
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One of my friends and I have been pulling a practical joke on another for just about as long as we've known him where we come up behind him and grab his shoulder. So I go to a big high school, with lots of people. So I come up behind this guy who I think is my friend and quickly grab his shoulder and whisper " I watched you sleep last night." Turns out it wasn't my friend and I got the most confused and awkward stare I have ever seen. I didn't try and grab anyone's shoulder for a couple of weeks after that.
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28 RepliesAt school this person who just moved here proceeded to come talk to me while I was hanging out at lunch with meh friends. Well the thing was this person was creeping me out wayyyyyy to much (I'm a guy and so is he). So anyways and don't judge me I play volleyball at lunch this guy came and wanted to play with us so I let him on my team. Well anyways the ball was spiked over the net and smashed into my face and this dude ran over and kissed my forehead ._. I got up he looked at me and I proceeded to go wash off my forehead.
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6 RepliesHow big are your boobs? ( •-•)
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3 RepliesI was talking with friend on the way to class Two guys are a little ways behind us My friend has long hair and had it in a ponytail to keep it out of his eyes One of them says "nice ass" My friend turns around, and this guy has an [i]ohshit[/i] moment So the guy says "even though you're a guy you've still got a nice ass"
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3 RepliesCinima toilets I walk into a stall He is peeing He sees me i see him He didnt lock the door He walks out and i thought he was done He walks back in Turns out he was being "polite" and letting me go first So awkward
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5 RepliesEating popcorn with my friends, one brought some new girl, we sat together with popcorn, instead of grabbing popcorn she grabbed my dxxxx. We didnt say anything, she just stared at me like im srry i just look back said be quiet and gave her the popcorn and i planned on moving over but Are friends were cozied up on the couch and on the floor, i realized it was a couples night and we were kinda unlucky, so i said -blam!- it and sat next to her and put my arm over her shoulder and we just winged it. Her face was priceless, she stay over aftee and we talked.
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1 ReplyOmfg 666th comment Illuminati confirmed [spoiler]Jk illuminati is for 8 year old nerds.[/spoiler]
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> in car > at stop light > is man at cross walk > we make eye contact > shit.jpeg > wat do? >I begin to sweat > finally decide > nods and puts up hand in a half-assed greeting >he returns it > drives into distance, knowing I narrowly avoided a social catastrophe
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All of them
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I was in a ROV class (we make submarines to help with the zebra barnacle problem in Lake Erie) well before that we had to test them at the YMCA pool. All the bathrooms were full and the teacher made me go into the shower room to change. As soon as o entered the room two old men (around the age of 70) were standing there competely naked.
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I was at the rek room after class with my friends at college. And my friend Priscilla told me to turn around and bend over alil over the ping-pong table. She took a pic, and showed it to a random guy and asked him "what you think? Is that a guys or girls ass?" The guy replies "its chick, nice, big and firm, how I like it." We all start laughing and tell him its a guys ass,my ass. The guy gets embarrassed and leaves, power walks outta there. That was -blam!-ing awkward, seriously
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went to throw a bottle of shampoo at my friend, i missed and hit a store clerk in the side of the head
