originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
An angel flies out of the unusual portal death, its face emlted its armor blunted, A large figure walks out of it, it had no right arm, it smirked and watched what happened as he aproached the dyig angel, to Stomp his face and pick up his sword
"I CANT BE OUT OF HERE FOR A MONTH WITHOUT YOU TWOTS MAKING CHAOS!?"
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SAAAAAAALLL
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*shades* keep ya waitng huh?
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*shades* keep ya waitng huh?
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Well I thought you left b.net
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I did, then i decided to come back,
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[spoiler]SAAAAAAAAL!!!!!![/spoiler] [spoiler]*Shadow jumps and hugs*[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]lacks and arm so cant hug back "Tell your mother that ill be cookign tonight [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Ohhh yea!!! I'll pm a link.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]k [/spoiler]
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[b]Hundreds of the creatures step back in fear at seeing the giant man. But then they all attack at once[/b]
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"YOU ALL BETTER FIGHT BETTER THAN ANGELS OR I WILL TORTURE YOU!" The man lunges into the fray, crushing the cretures he landed on as he swinged the blde on his hand
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[b]They try to all tackle the unstoppable death machine that I'm totally not promoting right now.[/b]
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[spoiler]LOL[/spoiler] He throws the sword and begins to punc h and smack the shit ut of everything that closes in
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[b]They fly back and explode when they land on the ground. Coating the Near-God of hotness. But the blood knows it is not worthy of coating such a divine figure of badassery and flies off his armour. More monsters attack the tank man[/b]
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"If i had a penny for how many of you where an actual threat, id be poor!" The man said as he flailed on fo the cratures agianst the others
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[b]Thousands of the monsters drop dead due to the amazing one-liner. Others begin to cry. Then. A much larger beast makes his way through the crowd. And let's out a loud roar. And charges at you.[/b]
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"You seem fun enoguht to kill!" Salazar smiles and charge towards the one beast that didnt seemed afraid of him
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[b]The beast kicks Salazar. Sending him a total of....wait for it...2 inches back. He then swings his club down on him[/b]
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Salazar jumps hgih towards the beast wrappign his arm aroudn the beast into a one armed RKO
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[b]His head completely explodes and his body falls to the ground. Killing at least 60 Of beasts. [/b] [b]Explosions![/b]
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"congratulations you lasted soem seconds mroe than the average msonte,r who is next!?"