I sexually Identify as a TR-8R. Ever since I was a Stormtrooper I dreamed of joining the First Order, killing traitors and dropping bombs on disgusting Resistance scum. People say to me that a person being a TR-8R is Impossible and I'm -blam!-ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a mechanic install a Traitor detector, dual shock batons, and X-Wings strapped to my back . From now on I want you guys to call me "TR-8R" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a traithoraphobe and need to check your privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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You smart. You [i]loyal[/i].