This is all inspiration oriented from Snarkii, if you haven't read any of his stories, I seriously suggest that you take a peek at a couple. Seriously. Do it. I'm waiting. Nah, nevermind. You're here for stories anyways, right? So, let's introduce our cats- I mean cast! Fireteam Omnicron War Warlock Male Human Could you please STOP making all the racket? Hunter Hunter Male Exo Seriously, my name is Hunter. No, really. Summer Titan Female Awoken CHARGE! -plays trumpet tune while charging- War hums as he enters the kitchen in his house. Opening the fridge, he grabbed some peanut butter and bread, and placed it on the counter. Summer barges through the door, barreling into War before running up the stairs. Summer: CHARGE! War -does 360-: Ugh... Summer, could you please not do that? It's too loud. Summer: What? Oh. Alright. War: Thank you. He opens the fridge again and grabs the grape jelly, heading toward the table. He steps into a small loop of rope, and the next thing the Warlock knew, he was hanging upside down on the ceiling by his foot, spilling grape jelly all over his just-polished armor. There was only one Guardian who could have done something so stupid... War: HUNTER! As you can imagine, he was not happy. Hunter entered the kitchen from the living room, hearing the yell, and spotted War hanging from the ceiling. He attempted to back out quietly. It failed. War: HUNTER! WHY IN ATHEON'S NA- Hunter: Hey, I set up those snares to catch some rabbits. War: DO I LOOK LIKE A RABBIT TO YOU?! Hunter: Well.... (From upstairs) Summer: Hey guys! Have you seen Fluffy? War (strained): Hunt. Did you seriously loose Summer's... Oh boy. Summer (walking down stairs): Hey, have you two seen.... Ooh! Peanut butter! Charge! Hunter: Huh? Peanut butter? (Hunter gets run over by Summer) Summer: Yum! (Begins eating) War: I'm still here, you know! Thanks everyone that show up, for taking a peek at my first Take in this series! (Seriously. Check out Snarkii, you'll be missing out. https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/184403430)