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Edited by PONETHEPOON:
1/8/2016 2:26:18 PM
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Can we take all the NF ghosts and squish them into a sword like Crota did?
[b]Bungie[/b] has all of you fooled with the lore.
Crota, he was once a great man. He lived more for others, than for himself. He once [b][i]gave me[/i][/b] his last radiant shard. [b]I swear![/b] It was the kindest gesture. He even had a smoking hot girlfriend, every time I was over all I'd hear was her screaming [b][i]"CRRRoOo000Otaaa!"[/i][/b], and he would just blush a little and giggle.
[b][i]"..teehee!"[/i][/b]
He was even one of the few that volunteered on Saturdays to dig children in [b]the last city[/b] out from the pile of purple balls and guardian corpses. All he asked for in return was a smile, maybe a nice craft brew every third time.
Then, [b][i]something changed Crota.[/i][/b] I was texting him about the latest [b][i]Game of Thrones,[/i][/b] and he just lost his sh**. The last legible text I had from him said: [b][i]"brb poon, gonna go pwn the nightfall. Hoping for a Ballerhorn lmao!"[/i][/b]
[i]The conversation quickly changed, 45 minutes later.[/i]
[b][i]"asdfghklllkl-blam!-"
"Ahhhhhh"
"AhhhhHHnnnnhhhh"
"AHHNNNTHHH"
"ANNNOTTHHHEERR-blam!-INGGHOST"
"👻🔪🔪🔪💣🔫🌜🌏🌋👻"[/i][/b]
Crota stopped texting me that day. All of my snapchats to him just say [b][u]"pending"[/u][/b], I think he even unfollowed me on instagram. His, I assume now [b][i]ex-[/i][/b]girlfriend, started hobo-ing around the Tower, clearly unable to handle the breakup. My Ghost stopped talking that day as well.
I mourn for Crota. I fear he may never be himself again. I recall Crota mentioning his father a few times, I leave now in search of him, in hopes that he can take some sense into his son.
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You know how everyone knows you're always pantless? Has anyone asked if you're full on naked or do you wear a shirt? Cause destiny is much better with a shirt
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Three eyes but two thighs.. His ex isnt starving 😛
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QUICK POON! MAKE A POST ABOUT THE DOOR BEING LOCKED IN THE NF!
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7 RepliesWhy don't we take all the ghost shells, And push them somewhere else?!?!
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The exotic quest for Gally 2.0 will require you to dismantle 50 legendary ghosts.
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2 RepliesLol when I read teehee all I could think was cupid cartman
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1 ReplyI bumped into crota while doing patrols on the moon recently' He said he was going to visit some bungie people over Christmas. Maybe that explains why we don't hear from them anymore
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3 RepliesDJ Khaled playing destiny nightfall Another One Another One Another One
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Hahahahahahaha https://youtu.be/BbMqAeYo2uE
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3 RepliesYet another poonthepoon post. Never disappointing.
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3 RepliesPONE, sometimes I wonder how your posts don't get sent to offtopic. :D
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30 RepliesGet in here.
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4 RepliesPone=new longface
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3 RepliesI think something [i]bad[/i] might have happened to Crota. Involving fireteams of six (or even one), his unreliable swordbearers, and a number of slams (only six nowadays). btw, I love the part about digging children from under the piles of purple balls and dead guardians......
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1 ReplyEdited by Okayu: 1/8/2016 4:40:37 PMLaughed way to hard at this. [quote][quote]He even had a smoking hot girlfriend, every time I was over all I'd hear was her screaming "CRRRoOo000Otaaa!", and he would just blush a little and giggle. [/quote] "..teehee!"[/quote]
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3 RepliesI would buy you a drink at the bar and maybe become full homo.
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1 ReplyPonethepls
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2 RepliesEdited by ScotchEggsRules: 1/8/2016 2:19:25 PMYesterday was Ponethepoon appreciation day. To commemorate the occasion I did the Raid in just my underwear last night, I even sat in the "legs uncomfortably wide apart" position, slouched on the sofa.
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2 RepliesStill looking for those pants I see? Well good luck
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3 RepliesWhy are we here? Poon did it!!!
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2 RepliesI'd love to make a sword out of ghosts shells... [spoiler]Or I can make me some[b] little[/b] daggers![/spoiler]
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4 RepliesEdited by Dentariunoux: 1/8/2016 12:54:40 PMI spy with my little eye... Something Green.
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1 ReplyGood to see you again. Was worried you had disappeared on us.
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1 ReplyPone, you make swimming in this Dead Sea of forums worthwhile. I thank you.
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4 RepliesLmao! This is gold buddy
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1 ReplyI have yet to see a post from you that is anything less than amazing
