Hey, I'm looking for hot ladies to add me and play destiny with me. You must be sexy or else I will report you and have your account banned. And I will hack you.
You also must be willing to be my destiny girlfriend among several others, all competing for my affection. Also you cannot use swears because I'll get in trouble.
Side note: my bed time is 9pm and 10pm on weekends so plan accordingly!
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