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1/7/2016 12:34:46 AM
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Hello, this is a reporter from No Shits Given inc. at Washington D.C Hq. Today we are interviewing Matthew, or some Blue dog? Sorry for the break - Two of our producers just tried to drink bleach - Hold on, breaking news, protestors are now claiming this dog has been running an underground bleach tycoon. Yes, getting live feed now, Blue is getting Swatted and they are taking his bleach! It has been four hours, and we have lost Blue in a wild chase. He blew up a gas station using bleach and three people have claimed that they are now saying this dog - BLUE IS HERE! BLUE IS HERE! BLEACH - BLEACH IS EVERYWHERE! RUN FOR IT, HE IS BRINGING OUT HIS BLEACH AND WE DO NOT KNOW HOW, BUT - Another gas station has exploded. Wanted report: Name: Blue Age: Unknown Reward: 69,999,999 Reason: Bleach fraud. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Any sights seen of Blue, should be reported to No Shits Given inc. immediately. Thanks for your help, we need it.
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  • [quote]Hello, this is a reporter from No Shits Given inc. at Washington D.C Hq. Today we are interviewing Matthew, or some Blue dog? Sorry for the break - Two of our producers just tried to drink bleach - Hold on, breaking news, protestors are now claiming this dog has been running an underground bleach tycoon. Yes, getting live feed now, Blue is getting Swatted and they are taking his bleach! It has been four hours, and we have lost Blue in a wild chase. He blew up a gas station using bleach and three people have claimed that they are now saying this dog - BLUE IS HERE! BLUE IS HERE! BLEACH - BLEACH IS EVERYWHERE! RUN FOR IT, HE IS BRINGING OUT HIS BLEACH AND WE DO NOT KNOW HOW, BUT - Another gas station has exploded. Wanted report: Name: Blue Age: Unknown Reward: 69,999,999 Reason: Bleach fraud. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Any sights seen of Blue, should be reported to No Shits Given inc. immediately. Thanks for your help, we need it.[/quote]

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  • I'm right here! Come n' get me!

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  • Have you windex and bleach...please....no...more...bleach.

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  • Edited by Hoosky: 1/7/2016 1:03:13 AM
    *grabs holy bottle of furry* Join us and you shall be spared... We are immune to the bleach and windex You don't have much time left The bleach has already tainted your lungs Join us Or die

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  • *Takes bleach and chugs Screw dis rehashed Matrix I'm out No shits given inc. signing off.

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