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1/5/2016 5:09:37 AM
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"Oh... Okay then. Would have been nice to know before I nearly got myself killed trying to save you, you lettuce"
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"Lettuce?" [b]He stands up, and tears the sword straight out of his chest, flinging it across the hanger. A huge gaping hole stands in the middle of his chest.[/b] "Ouch." [b]Veins, nerves, and organs snaked into the gap, as skin began to cross the wound, healing it rather quickly.[/b]
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[b]he stares, Wide eyed[/b] "Not even gonna question it..."
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"It's a curse. I can't die." [b]He sighs, walking over to two guards inspecting the corpse of their expired former coworker.[/b] "Ello, Gents." [b]The guards turn to him, hands on their weapons, when Jason levitates them in a big purple, and translucent ball of light.[/b] [b]He teleported them both into open space, and released them from his grasp- Within minutes, their bodies had puffed up and imploded.[/b]
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[b]he laughs, quite insanely, and looks up at you[/b] "Thanks man.. You've really helped."
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"Don't mention it. Ever." [b]He said, not sharing your happiness.[/b]
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"your fine with me, man. Just don't stab me in the back... Physically and metaphorically."
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"Alright." [b]He headed off to the showers, covered in blood spatter.[/b] [spoiler]End.[/spoiler]
