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1/3/2016 3:40:03 AM
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[spoiler]uhh, it's in his stomach lmao. That shit roots into the centre of your body, and stays. AKA, he's going to need a surgery[/spoiler]
[i]Jess knocks on your door[/i]
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"Killing me is hard, very hard" [spoiler]inb4notashardasyourdick[/spoiler]
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"Not as hard as your dick" [spoiler]I had to lmao[/spoiler]
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"You don't know that"
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"We were in the. Same orgy as each other! Twice! I think I know. That, and it was the perfect thing to say there man"
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"I guess so"
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"Aye."
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"You could feel if it really is as hard though" [b]He says jokingly and unseriously[/b]
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[i]she grabs his dick[/i] "Yeah, that's pretty hard, I'd say"
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"It's not even erect tho......." [spoiler]was he just ràped again lmao[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]lmao no. [/spoiler] "Doesn't matter, if still fūck it"
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"Uh...interesting I guess...."
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"Well, imma go look for a fūckbuddy. Later" [i]she says, walking to the door[/i]
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[spoiler]are you hinting at something here[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]maybe, maybe not. Also, Jess isn't on the same ship as Diana, meaning she needs to find a fūckbuddy else she gets pissed lmao. [/spoiler]
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[b]He coughs awkwardly[/b] "I'm alive y'know" [spoiler]He can always nope out[/spoiler]
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"And what're you suggesting then?" [spoiler]true[/spoiler]
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"Presenting myself as a fūckbuddy, I guess"
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"Get on the bed, now"
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[b]He obliges [/b]
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[spoiler]ill assume PM, or you want to time skip?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]time skip[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]k[/spoiler] [b]She gets up[/b] "Damn..."
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"Indeed"
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[b]she gets dressed[/b]
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[spoiler]mfw no skill mentioned [/spoiler]
